My Emipire

"You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving." -Dipper Pines

[theemipire]

I want to thank Carl for being the first man written by a man that I don't feel genuine disgust and disappointment towards.

[theemipire]

I just got done re-watching Gravity Falls for the 1,000,000th time (I started watching when I was the twins age and a lot of time has passed since then) and it kinda makes me sad in a sense that (not to sound selfish) I never had a friendship like Dipper and Mabel's. I would've killed to have someone to go on adventures with that wanted to be there just as much as I did. And I feel like that is the theme with coming of age movies/tv shows. Is that there is always an amazing group of friends that are 100% there for eachother through thick and thin.

And idk why, probably because I am just in my feels, but I feel the need to point out that finding friends like that is rare, and not everyone is going to have a Mabel to their Dipper in their lives and that's okay. And if you do, treasure them. And if you did, then treasure the memories. And if you don't, that's okay. Media always makes it out to be that you need a yin to your yang in order live the best teen years as possible but I found that it's okay not to have the other pea in the pod. Yes, I do have friends that I do stuff with occasionally, but nothing like those everlasting bonds seen on screen or in books. And that's okay.

I've always felt as if I am a background character in my own life, or an audience member, not really even in the show, just observing. I'm trying to get out of that mindset set. Just because I didn't live out the teens years I thought I would doesn't mean I did being a teenager "wrong" it just means that I did it differently and now it's time to live out a new stage in my life.

I do feel like I wasted a lot of my teen years on my phone and I'm hoping that by the time I reach 30 I won't look back at my 20s thinking the same thing. I've invested a lot into screen time limiters and I've been seeing jurassic improvement. So maybe now instead of just living, I can actually be alive.

So here's to remembering the past, improving the present, and changing the future.

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[kayiiin]

Babysit

[theemipire]

I'm going to start using "big potato" and "small potato" into my everyday lexicon now.

[theemipire]

I just want to see if other people are on the same page as me real quick:

1)

Adrew's Spider-Man x Deadpool

Tom's Spider-Man x The Human Torch

And Tobey's Spider-Man is off doing pizza time or whatever he does.

OR

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Andrew's Spider-Man x Michael B. Jordan's Human Torch

Tom's Spider-Man x Joseph Quinn's Human Torch

And Tobey's Spider-Man is off doing pizza time or whatever he does.

OR

3)

Something else entirely, let me know.

What's the ideal Spidey ship opinion?

Choice 1

Choice 2

Choice 3

Voting ended onAug 12

[aethirios]

These two are clearly single now and I desperately need them to mingle

Make it happen marvel, I beg you.

[violetrashie]

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 I gathered all my fav ships to celebrate!

Which one's your favorite? Can you spot all the hidden details? 👀

Prints stickers and more on my redbubble or inprnt <3

[theemipire]

I started getting into wwe because of a Rhea Ripley edit I saw on Instagram. When my family noticed my growing interest for it they asked, "What's with this sudden interest? Are you trying to get into wwe for a boy?"

Whatever keeps the closet from being see through I guess 🤷‍♀️

IDK if I want to be like her, or be with her.

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Spoiler: it's a bit of both

[theemipire]

I've seen Spider-Man Brand New Day 3 times now and each time I leave the theater I have no clue how to feel.

One minute I am overwhelmed by so many emotional emotions. Next minute I am starstrucked by how hot everybody is.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RECOVER FROM THIS JUST TO GET HIT BY AN ABSOLUTELY HEART-WRENCHING SCENE A LITTLE LATER!?!

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It's like when in grade school when the principal gives you a lollipop to soften the blow right before they deliver the news that your family got demolished by a nuke. It's absolutely devastating, yes. But it's also a DAMN good lollipop.

[theemipire]

Everyday I mourn the removal of She-Ra from Netflix. Those gay dorks were my lifeline 😔

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But mourning can only get you so far 🤷‍♀️ So glad I learned a thing or two about being a pirate from Sea Hawk if you catch my drift.

[theemipire]

Dawg, sometimes I feel like a side character in my own life. Im alive, but does anyone know how to live?

ALSO, did you know that bee orchids are some the best catfish in the world. They trick other bees into attempting to mate with them in order to get it's pollen spread.

See, don't they look kinda like bees?