Cooking with emojis

bon appétit

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A humble seahorse, the mpreg king of the ocean

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Today's pasta: gnocchi. A little dumpling that can easily be made at home!

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Today's news: everything is gay. That was today's news

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Damn they got the gay beans in this place!

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How sad, let me play my prettiest tiny violin

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Idk what it is about you, but you've got that gay look in your eye...

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Ready to eat, no need to wash this snack first

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mmmmmm bug cloud

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His little socks may not be practical for swimming, but on land they keep his little feet warm and cozy

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Oh no! I hope there were no dinosaurs there!

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Pssst! Hey! Down here!!! Want to buy some loose pinecones?

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Somewhere deep deep in the ocean, battles could be being fought right now, and we wouldn't even know it....

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If it has multiple kinds of fruit, can I call it a fruit salad?

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Sorry, these socks are occupied

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babe what's wrong, you haven't taken a single picture with your high koality camera

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wet tiger

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The taste of spring