💁🏻

A hoe never gets cold.

[funnyshitaight]

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[academicssay]

[newtkins]

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

[newtkins]

[mysharona1987]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[weavemama]

KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS

[weavemama]

“You look slow and easy to kill”

[twinkprincessmoved-deactivated2]

Jeremy didn’t come to play 

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[catchymemes]

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

[meshugenist]

@xombie-panda

[cerberus-ink]

why would you do this?

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

cause u had a bad day

[iwilleatyourenglish]

rebecca hazelton is a published writer but can’t even manage to write convincing dialogue for a toddler

truly amazing

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is my favorite response to her bullshit tweet

[whitepeopletwitter]

Woke

[youcakelessfuck]

[cutekittensarefun]

He thinks he’s being sneaky

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

whose being sneaky

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[musclemancer87]