Try Me On For Size

Will stop at nothing to not feel empty anymore. Loves shootguns. Is open to listen and talk to anyone that needs a friend.

[babyanimalgifs]

Me as a parent

(via @jazcena)

[serotnin]

me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition

[whospilledthebongwater]

!!!!!!!!!

[surprisedbitch]

when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

[puto1-blog]

what???

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING

[sexponents]

did soulja boy ever tell em

[wellshitnuggets-deactivated2013]

[inner-whore]

what the fuck is this website 

[a-night-in-wonderland]

Photos Of Parents And Kids At The Same Age

[lunaomsol]

This is insanely beautiful

[bajn]

how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63

[ninalangstonn-deactivated201805]

Lmfao

[feelboss]

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

[kyonite]

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

[microcroft]

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

[microcroft]

heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live 

[enyafan]

Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

YOU KNOW WHY  YOU K N O W   W  H Y

[sovietshopaholic]

Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman

[dailymovement]

[keepingupwiththekardacheyennes]

is this what it’s like to get drunk in Canada?

[hiddenconfessions]

yes

[dennys]

A Denny's Haiku

Sanity slipping. No breakfast, Denny’s is closed. This is March Madness.

[dennys]

Hey good lookin’. What you got cookin’? Denny’s? Are we in a Denny’s? Cool. We’re in a Denny’s.

[weloveshortvideos]

Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

[colachampagnedad]

LMFAO

[rafikecoyote]

[curlsandstems]

This is toooo cute 😍😍😍😍😍