Doctor Battat

My research log, and blog to jot down thoughts. Ask what you wish

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Research Log 6

Question: Can a Pippins hold off from gambling for more than a week?

Process/Thoughts: As a Pippins myself, I found this hard to believe. Subject P01 volunteered for this experiment, and I was happy to oblige. We decided to go cold turkey for accurate results. No gambling of any sort. Not even a simple game of Blackjack.

Thursday. Subject P01 began the day as normal. He headed to work. I wonder if he likes his current job more than his previous one. No signs of gambling, nor withdrawal. Today was a successful day.

Friday. Subject P01 showed signs of withdrawal and tension. The Subject was slightly on edge, and his work wasn’t as good as usual. I hope tomorrow will be a little better as the week progresses.

Saturday. The Subject clocked in late today. It’s as if he barely slept last night. His work has degraded and became sloppy. Subject P01 is showing signs of anxiety. He is at the point where he needs to be held back from gambling. Hopefully, tomorrow will be easier for both of us.

Sunday. Subject P01 didn’t come into work today.

Monday. Subject P01 was found behind the bar, drunk out of his mind. He hadn’t gambled, but found something to cope with the withdrawal symptoms.. but I’m afraid he just ended up worse.

Tuesday. The Subject did not come to work today either. He cooped up in his apartment, refusing to leave. He mentioned symptoms of insomnia and intense anxiety. The alcohol did make it worse.

Wednesday. The last day of the experiment. I’d say I got valuable information from this week. After the day ends the Subject will be able to go back to gambling as normal.

Conclusion: A Pippins is capable of holding back from gambling, however, this might cause serious withdrawals and setbacks in the first week or so.

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Waitwaitwait

that actually sounds very interesting.

( •w• ) Can I hear someeee?

Not at the moment. I have to focus on my experiments. However, I can say I am currently working on one that I hope you’ll enjoy. I should get the results in half a week.

Aka, the mod isn’t smart enough to answer science related questions

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Ever heard of Quantum Science? I love quantum science! It's difficult to study because even just observing it can cause it to collapse, however, people have managed to gather info on it. Usually it only affects atoms and molecules, but it can be made larger under some circumstances. Therefore, we can probably figure out a way to use it on much larger scales.

I like rantingggg ::3

I prefer Psychological Science with a side of Bioengineering.

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Soooo what happened to Tenna? Knight get him?

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Yes.

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Do you pay yourself a points salary?

We don’t have POINTs.

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Is TV TIME still airing?

No. Tenna is dead. I only call it TV World because I have nothing else to call it.

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Where's the audience? The zappers? The shadowguys? The pippinses?

They’re around. They work for me, after all.

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Hiya Battat! Why do you call yourself a doctor? Did you go to medical school?

No, I’m just the closest thing to a doctor here. Though, I suppose scientist would be a better term.. I dabble in experiments, that’s all.

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Are you doing alright?

Of course? Why wouldn’t I be?

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excuse me... Battat, sir, what would happen if a Pippins (of a color other than red) orally consumes the Lactobacillus Casei Strain Shirota (found in Yakult)? will it have any affects on that Pippins?

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I assume not?

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Biting biting biting-

not really tho

but you'll have to deal with the minor inconvenience that is... ✨ME!!!!✨

I deal with minor inconveniences every day.

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If Mike is dead, then who are you?

I’m Doctor Battat. Me. No one else. I’m done with that.

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Miiiiiike? Miiiiiike? Miiiiiike? Miiiiiike? Miiiiiike?

Mike is dead.

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Research Log 5

Question: Can petrification be reversed?

Process/Thoughts: Subject Z02 had been petrified for months after the event with the Heroes. I thought it would be beneficial to experiment.

Wednesday, 10:57 AM. I strapped Subject Z02 down with zero resistance and began to work. First, I began to inspect the Subject, looking for any signs of natural restoration. I was staring at a statue, dead. Seemingly dead, at least. Perhaps a strong Healer could reverse the effects, however, there are none in TV World.

Can I even call it that anymore?

I can’t contact Castle Town. I have to do this myself. I started with a small flame. The Cold caused this. I could only hope I didn’t have to go to extreme measures. The Subject’s arm began to crack. I pulled the flame back, putting it out. My partners were stone once. Why did this subject not come back like they did? What about I tried oils. Simple solutions to a complicated problem. I have to resort to magic I don’t have access to. Nothing else works. Nothing I have at my disposal is enough to deal with forces like this.

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I don’t remember the rest. I blacked out at around 11:02 AM, and woke up at 3:21 PM.

Conclusion: I am unsure what became of Subject Z02. I haven’t seen him since I blacked out. I can only hope nothing bad happened while I was out.

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so how’s pluey and jonglerrrrr :earnest: :earnest: :earnest:

I don’t want to talk about them.

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Introduction Post

Hello, my name is Battat. I run TV World, as Mr. Tenna is in an irreparable condition. I made this blog to voice my thoughts and jot down my research.

I hope this reaches someone. I hope I’m not screaming to a wall.

Mod here :3 You can ask Battat anything you want! I will have to veto magic asks, but besides that!! Free to ask! Ok.. bye !