sparkle on and lie to cops

Heres some stuff. sideblog. he/they? More like he gayyyyyy

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[atlas-hope]

feel free to try and leave.

[mojo-chojoo]

young gertrude

[earlofnewshire]

She's such an off putting freak and she makes everyone so uncomfortable and uneasy and she's such a wet blanket and she has the biggest stick up her ass in the whole wide world I love her

[thef4gnusarchives]

Thank god jurgen leitner and elle woods never met. Their combined shopping powers would've been too much for the world

[thef4gnusarchives]

If elias bouchard had a tumblr he'd be posting shit like "I love my archive... #myarchive" and martin would reblog it to his poetry tumblr and put like 'so true bestie' or something in the tags without ever knowing who it is

[thef4gnusarchives]

Michael with acrylics send post

[valeriapryanikova]

gerry 💘🤩💗💖😍💓🖤💕💝😍💘🥰💖💝💦😜💕💗

[valiantstarlights]

[plumebeat]

ANYWAY

its almost summer!

[thef4gnusarchives]

rip jane prentiss you would've loved the dr melaxin peel shot

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[karnessah]

Hello, Archivist ~

[ang3l1nthesn0w]

…I know this isn’t canonically accurate to the actual book but shhhh I had to compromise

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Today's vent:

[plumebeat]

💕were you good💕