Where's the manual?

Hauled into the 21st century, kicking and screaming. This blog is literally about what I like at the time I’m liking it. You’ve been warned. ♦️

[christmas-winter]

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

Organic Chemist: Everything left of the staircase on the periodic table is metal.

Inorganic Chemist: Actually, boron, carbon, aluminum, silicon, arsenic, tellurium, and astatine are metalloids

Astronomer: Everything but hydrogen and helium have metallicity.

Physicist: all nonmetals become metallic under very high pressure and low temperature.

Biologist: I think there's like one type of snail that has some metal in their shells 🤷

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

[ashesfordayz]

How some of my art came to be 😂 I love looking at the roughs then looking at the finished pieces

[doublesunsets]

— Cameron dressed up as Indiana Jones feels like a personal attack

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[solitarelee]

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

[corrodedbisexual]

Once more for those in the back.

[dogposts]

thank you huma--

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[dutchs-blog]

Hamster's In Dungeon And Dragons

[luisonte]

Absoluta y completamente necesario

[sixpenceee]

A Cross Section of England's A303 road

[jadedaceofspades]

New Character Unlocked!!!

Berries & Chocolate Basket

[alethiaii]

Mooom, the chocolate alchemist has an accomplice now!

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

[obsob]

this is the painting btw. good stuff!!

[metamorphesque]

i don't pay attention to the world ending. it has ended for me many times and began again in the morning.

― Nayyirah Waheed, Salt

[tunafan9000]

IF YOU GET THE POLICE ON YOU NEAR NORTH OAK THE RADIO JUST GOES "aw fuck better not be Eurodyne again" WHY IS THIS SENIOR CITIZEN SO MISCHEVIOUS