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tutorial
question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?
Simple:
filter
lowercase helvetica
for extra points: add japanese text
Iâm taking notesÂ
wrong you do this
this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day
People: So are you straight?
Me: I don't know.
People: So are you gay? Bi?
Me: I don't know.
People: How don't you know?
Me: Dude, I don't. I don't really care "what" I am. Love is love. If I fall in love with a guy, then I do. If I fall in love with a girl, then I do. I don't need a label.
People: ...
Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.
We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isnât infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.
Checks and Balances
A guide to tackling internalized racism, misogyny, and more.
By Micha Frazer-Carroll. Illustration by Sunny.
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained âwhy canât I treat everyone the same?â âI donât want to be a Sie!â âbut being friendly is respectful!â âwouldnât using âduâ just show I like them?â until one guy conceded âI suppose maybe Iâd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he werenât such a cuntâ and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying âyou are all banned from using du until I can trust youâ
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
Australiaâs reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We donât even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using âsirâ and âmaâamâ were sassing me.Â
Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for âgo fuck yourselfâ and if you werenât using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone theyâd take it to mean you hated them.
100% true.
the difference between ââscuse meâ and âexcuse meâ is a fistfight
See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if youâve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.
By which I mean: if youâve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you canât then call a hated politician something thatâs (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then itâs acceptable to go big (âThe PMâs a total cockstain!â) at the outset.
Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckinâ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckinâ mad cunt means youâre literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA.Â
case in point: the âHoward DJs like a mad cuntâ meme.
I recommend this bloody good article by Mark Di Stefano of Buzzfeed Australia about the origin of John Howardâs DJ skills: We Found The Guy Behind Australiaâs Greatest Ever Meme.
1. I work for the Australian National Audit Office as a federal performance analyst and literally everyone in the office refers to each other by their first name. Even the Auditor-General gets called by his first name, and heâs an independent officer of the Parliament, appointed by the Governor-General on the recommendation of the Joint Committee of Public Accounts and Audit (JCPAA) and the Prime Minister.
2. This is like the fourth time Iâve reblogged this due to additional A+ commentary.
Iâm reblogging again because the fist fight comment is making me scared.
@sar-kalu is this really what itâs like???
If I say yes, how hard will you judge my country?
So, So very true.
first semester goals: get a 4.0 gpa, do all readings and have comprehensive notes, attend all my lectures, start my papers three weeks in advance
second semester goals: don't kill myself or become an alcoholic
REBLOG IF YOU ARE JEWISH, SUPPORT JEWISH PEOPLE, OR JUST WANT TO PUNCH NAZIS IN THE FACE
looking at the art in beverly naidusâs book, âwhat kind of name is thatâ for aphrodite-but jewish (working title) fake EP hope I'm not doing anything illegal by reproducing it, hope i don't cry looking at it
made another fake band to tell people i like,  I'm thinking of calling them âaphrodite, but jewishâ this is their first album cover, called âlootâ. the image is a pixelated version of the eyes of the painting, âjewess with oranges,â looted by nazis and returned in 2011, also one of my favorite works of art
I fake Tumblr aesthetic post with a fake quote from the fake band Mermaids Who Turned using knack for thinking of steven universe in the oddest times.
Things Were Different Then
Looking back and realizing that everything has changed.
By Patrick Ferris.
my text posts arenât as relatable as they used to be
everybody seems to have an me band they really like, either something really obscure like The Enraged Narwhals or The Most Famous Emo Band tm like Fall Out Boy and im just here answering the what music do u like questions like :oh i like feeling my eyeballs burn out while trying to find a band
so seasonal
iâm thing of switching to an aesthetic blog...