the farting intern

Coping with life and a high-fiber vegetarian diet. thoughts by the farting intern

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April. 24 women in architecture stories

The fating intern likes to add captions to architecture photography. This one reades *woman seats alone in an empty room having her period and silently reading a book.*

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Ap. 10 racist jokes

The farting intern is not a racist. Ecxept under neon lights.

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Apr. 2 clubbing

The farting intern likes to think that loud music and lights are totally distracting from the people she wants to ignore. .

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Mar. 27 hell

Will kill all the narcisist priks from one direction and five seconds of summer for making babysiting teenage girls the worse possible torture.

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Mar. 25 random lemon

The farting intern went to ikea to buy a sofa but bought a picture of a lemon instead. She realised that what she actually needed was that magic cozyness that only uncompromising art can create.

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Mar. 12 patsy and edina on refugees

Today, at “unecessary conclusions” magazine - “Isn’t it so curious that the refugees at the worst and poorest camps found a way to channel their own cultutal identity, unlike the ones at the boring UN camps with better sanitary conclusions”.

fab, darling.

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Fev. 24 adulthood

The farting intern realised that, because she needs an adult nearby to watch the big short, she might not be a adult at all.

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Jan. 26 fashion

A valuable lesson on intern on office fashion by the farting intern. The most important acessory is not your mascara or your shoes, its your tupperware. So make it happen.

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Dez. 15 fat squirrels

http://www.buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagiel/omg-fat-squirrels#.gjAxXKANPK

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Dez. 8 ugly christmas presents

The farting intern is learning how to knit.

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Dez. 4 babysitting

The farting interns does some babysitting once in a while. Parents advise him that children respond better to strick rules. So do facists.

“So no, i do not care if you eat those crayons, brian.”

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Nov. 25. Angel cake.

God made man in his image and someone made a cake in the image of a shirtless javier bardem. It’s aparently eadible.

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Dez. 4 babysitting

The farting interns does some babysitting once in a while. Parents advise him that children respond better to strick rules. So do facists.

“So no, i do not care if you eat those crayons, brian.”

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Nov. 29 Lazy activism

The farting intern feels very strongly about global warming. Right now she is watching the global climate change march on tv with coffee, toast. Later it will recicle stuff in the house.

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Nov. 25. Angel cake.

God made man in his image and someone made a cake in the image of a shirtless javier bardem. It’s eadible.

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Nov. 23 ideal world

The farting intern likes to crop out cars and old people from instagram pictures. 

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Nov. 22 low self esteem

The farting intern feels that the people who advise you that “you could do better with your profile picture, caus you are so pretty”, just need a hug.