Fatgum Headcanons
- He would never judge your appearance, especially body size
- He makes a great breakfast and can do that pancake flip thing without a spatula
- He would carry you to bed after you fall asleep on the couch
- He stands in the back at concerts so he doesn’t block anyone’s view
- He would pick you up from school or work and carry your book bag
- He holds all the shopping bags and brings groceries inside in one trip
- You would always fly first class
- He can’t ride rollercoasters but loves taking you to amusement parks so you can ride them and he can wave from the side
- He gets a little anxious petting animals because he worries he’ll accidentally be too rough
- He remembers your favorite sweets and picks them up on his way home from work
- He requests you wear matching pajamas for Christmas
- He would find out you like playing Stardew Valley and then secretly learn to play on his own so he can ask to join a co-op with you
- He sends a daily check-in text to you, Red Riot, and Suneater