Prose before hoes

CreoleVice-Admiral in The Anti-Peanut Butter Army, One Piece/Danmei fanatic

[zenpencils]

US AGAINST THE WORLD by Gavin Aung Than

This is the third appearance of the Ballet Boy and his father. You can read PART 1 and PART 2.

[gholateg]

There was more of these?! 

[the-real-slim-shady]

Oh my god these are so cute

[remusthedukeofdeodorant]

I’m not crying you’re crying

[chelstone]

[deletingthisblog44-deactivated2]

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

[relatablemagic]

[relahvant]

when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

[cairistiona7]

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

[laralaralara]

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride

[brainlesstine]

Tin and Can's scenes are way better than Pete and Ae's entire story line. That's the Tea ☕

[attiinova-deactivated20180727]

have y’all seen pics of cosplayers being arrested because

it is simultaneously

the best and worst thing

I have ever

fuckIN G seEN

likE WHAT DID THEY DO

TO GET ARRESTED???

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME

pleasE I NEED CONTEXT

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[ekomancer]

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

[slytherinmind]

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

[mydisneydaze]

Lane was very excited to see Tiana and Naveen again. :)

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

What was that about Tiana not having any fans?

Little Miss Lane seems to adore her.

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

THIS IS SO CUTE????

[rosa-sparkz-deactivated20160710]

awwwwwwwwwa

[thefaultinmyfart]

#couple goals

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Idiots-to-lovers (60k words, slow burn) 

[longinglook]

for anonymous

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Ok here, have a Tin one too 

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

I couldn’t not do a TinCan version too  (Tin Version. Can Version) 

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[clockwork-hobbit]

It's a fantastic point, but John Boyega's net worth also puts him at $6 million. When he says eat the rich, he isn't safe either...

[neon-classical]

There’s a pretty big fucking difference between six million and one trillion lmao

Not to mention the way the money was made

An actor being paid for a role / doing some advertising is a world away form a man setting up a cooperate money machine that horrendously exploits workers

[dr-dendritic-trees]

This is something I hate SO MUCH about how tumblr talks about money.

Like, I get that famous actors have large amounts of money, some of them are even probably overpaid (I have complicated thoughts about how actors are paid because of the nature of acting as a career), but they are exchanging labor for money, and their salaries are an expense involved in making a movie.

But like... an actor is paid for a job. They’re a worker like the rest of us. Bezos isn’t paid for a job, he’s paid for being the person who owns Amazon and despite being obscenely wealthy, he does all sorts of shitty things and to underpay and exploit his workers, and avoid paying taxes, so that more of the money Amazon generates will be profit (worker’s salaries are not profit, they’re a business expense). 

These two mechanisms of acquiring money are fundamentally very different. 

The reason why billionaires are evil aren’t because having money is bad, its because to get a billion dollars you have to cheat. You have to take it from someone else. If Bezos paid all his workers and suppliers fairly and treated them well, and paid his fair amount of taxes, and etc, then it literally wouldn’t matter how much money he earned, because he wouldn’t be doing anyone any harm. But its not actually possible to amass a billion dollars (a full order of magnitude bigger than a million) while behaving in an ethical manner. 

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

[translesbianethics]

quarantine rave 

[paprika]