Fifty Shades of Disappointment

Rock Bottom

[unroxyfication]

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

[greatlordfluffernutter]

They're called garlic and onions

[segamascott]

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

[spidergirl-fibula]

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

[jagar--tharn]

SEASONS GREASONS

[funnytwittertweets]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

[bashircore]

wait people are legit orphans?? like irl??

IM SCREAMING????? WHAT

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[depsidase]

[snackenjoyer]

[maximien-deactivated20230901]

Flyer and assistant

[madnessofmen]

[everythingfox]

Skater boii

(via)

[myceliummachine]

Baby!!!

[probuccalfat1]

this community has weird dark vibes lately

[cellyhwondertainment]

its all rhe ******* and )****(

[probuccalfat1]

girl is this wheel of fucking fortune give me a vowel or something

[desertbroadd]

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me