black butler characters according to my mom
me: what do you think he looks like?
my mom, after a very long pause: ……….he’s a kid. drinking tea. in england. and he’s dreaming of becoming a warrior.
my mom: his older brother who’s contemplating his own death.
me: [wheezing from laughing]
my mom: the driver. he looks like— [laughing]
my mom: he looks like he wants to die, too. i changed my mind, he’s the groundskeeper.
me: [shows her the picture]
my mom: [starts laughing]
my mom: is he ciels boyfriend???
me: [fucking crying from laughing] YES HE IS
my mom: REALLY??? I GOT ONE RIGHT????
me: YEAH HOW DID YOU KNOW
my mom: I CAN SPOT A GAY GUY FROM 10 MILES AWAY AND HONEY HE GAY
my mom: …he needs dental work
my mom: he’s the ruler of the demon brothers
me: thEY’RE NOT BROTHERS—
my mom: a guy who makes potions
me: i mean… you’re technically not wrong
my mom, smugly: sweet :^)
my mom, after staring for an extremely long time: ….i don’t know what he does but he’s gay as a 3 dollar bill as well
me: okay, last one. who’s this pretty lady?
my mom: a maid? or a nurse?
me: she’s a maid. what do you think her name is?
me: …is that even english??? how do you spell that?
my mom: i’m honestly not sure. what’s her real name?
my mom: she does NOT look like a hannah
me: yeah, not really. she’s the maid to “ciel’s boyfriend”
my mom: is he the one who poked her eye out?
my mom: he’s a lil bitch then