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[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

[chaoticcrybb]

whenever I’ve had a particularly bad day my friend will ask me what my favourite colour is because he knows that looking for the exact photo of the colour will distract me from whatever shitty thing happened that day

I hope you all have someone like this in your life

[tayzawa]

[zasto-bas-meni]

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

I need to start watching SNL

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

To all those comedians out there who claim to do “Satire” when they make shitty bigoted puns: THIS is what satire ACTUALLY looks like

This is real satire right here

You can tell the difference between this and stuff like Family Guy by little things like this satire ACTUALLY BEING FUNNY

[shelgon]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Awwwwwwwwwww

Such a happy little fluffy friend!

[brookietf]

Oh my gosh ;_;

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s you! :D

<3 Cuddles your tiny adorable Eevee self <3

[octoberwlw]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

< CHOKES ON DRINK

Oh my god :D

Also

Another lesbian who has Gillian Anderson to thank for helping her realise she likes girls…YES GOOD

[autumnascending]

Thank the gods Gillian Anderson helps people understand how gay they are.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Heroically rescuing girls from heteronormativity :D

[computersaresadtoo]

XP/98 remix

[aloe-jelly-deactivated20170907]

ok what the fuck

[faded-and-dreaming]

I will love you with every broken piece of me.

(via damare-yo)

[gotta-catch-em-all-pokemon-blog1]

Some really cool advertisement for Pokemon go.

[killerqueenofheart]

omg im not gonna go kayaking for a lapras

[renegadepineapple-deactivated20]

yes you are dont lie

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You can catch a lapras, that is worth the risk!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I have some concerns about capturing that Dragonite…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

There are ways this could go wrong O.O

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.

[teacupballerina]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

SWEET JESUS

[iguanamouth]

alright i realise im a little late to the party here but going back to how the girls are able to grip things despite not having fingers

at first i thought maybe they could have tiny hooks at the end of the stumps that would snag onto surfaces, similar to cats tongues ( and yeah alright spiderman ) but the issue is that they probably wouldnt be effective for smoother surfaces

they could also have wrinkled pads like geckos feet that could cling to smoother things no problem, but then the problem is maintaining enough suction to actually lift and carry an object

i fear the solution may be something even Worse

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

this better not take any more wild turns

[firstknivesclub]

omfg

[misssophie0-o]

whats your hoard

[morbidmegz-deactivated20170326]

Omfg @figmentsoffiction hoard of junkfood!!!!

[ms-sunny-knight-deactivated2019]

@captainmerlin32

[miabicicletta]

This was easy till I realized it said “cockatiels” not “cocktails.”

[keydav]

These are all drawn by: @iguanamouth Please give credit where it is due, people.

[mindocr]

[tymorrowland]

he’s so stupid I love him

[animal-factbook]

[redowblue-deactivated20221229]

Priorities

[wychelm]

when I was…. a young snoy (snail boy)… my snather (snail father)…. took me into the snity (snail city)

[dunwall]

E3 drinking game hardcore edition

“innovative”

the protag is a white stubbly man

xbox tries to outmatch ps4

host tries to do an internet joke

xbox host mentions tv

scandinavian swedish person talks about a game

sports

call of duty goes into explicit detail about a new feature

kojima

”everythings a weapon”

[bobo543732]

This is how you get alcohol poisoning

[pintasfun]

You will be missed, Sir.