⋆. 𐙚 ˚𝓣hinking about how much you guys mischaracterise Idia and say that he is subby and shit, when it's in fact the opposite. (Suggestive MDNI)
Guys, did we read the same manga? Did we play the same game? Because the amount of times that I see headcanons characterizing him as a shy subby person irks me. That man is literally me if I didn't change myself for the better good, so sue me for getting mad.
He is so egotistical that it's actually so annoying, like if we put him in an environment where he's comfortable with talking he spouts shit. He is the epitome of all bark no bite, he is sarcastic, he has an ego large as my ass, and he is prideful and spiteful. That man is not at all that stuttering soft puppy boy you imagine him to be, he is bratty at best— like where are those bratty sub! Idia fics? Please guys I am begging you, if you want to write about sub Idia write about bratty sub Idia, there is literally a drought of fanfics about that.
If he gets comfortable enough with you to initiate a relationship, then he is comfortable with showing his true prideful and sarcastic ass. The reason why he stutteres most of the time is because he's in an environment where he is not comfortable with being himself. So if you wanna write about him being mean and rude put him in a situation where he is comfortable with showing his true self like: playing games in his room, bickering with his brother, etc. It's literally not that hard.
I'm so sorry if I'm being rude here it's just that I can see myself in him sometimes.
Anyways. Y'know what's good food? Tsundere Idia, Idia who: even though he's blushing and the tips of his hair are turning pink, even though he's stuttering, avoiding eye contact. Denies it because his ego is too big for him. Mhm. And then he'll bully you while you guys are playing together in his room with you on his lap as revenge. Mhmmmm. And then he nips your neck when you fluster him further because you distracted him and now he's mad at you. Mhmmmmmmm. Okay I'll stop sorry. (We can't talk here, email me)
Idia is for the people who wants someone that seems subby to other people but in private degrades you and gives sarcastic praises. Wait hold up I'm cooking.
Idia is for the people who likes being provoked. Saying shit like: "you poor thing" or "good job, stupid" to get under your nerves. Mhm— and then when you get mad at him he lowkey gets more condescending because you getting mad at him gives him a boner. Then when the argument spirals too far he lowkey makes out with you aggressively hehehe— alternatively, you brat taming him because his mouth talks too much and gagging him with your fingers hehehehe
He's actually really freaky but his stamina holds him back, that man literally needs vitamins to survive so you can imagine how fucked up his stamina is.
Loves biting you. If you have a thing for biting get ready for this man because your thighs? Shredded, your neck? Savored, your cheeks? (the one on your face not your ass, although...?) Obliterated. Especially if you're sitting on his lap and your neck is near his mouth? Yeah you're not getting out of that chair without hickies and bite marks— he has awful fiddling habits, he needs to fiddle something or do something to concentrate so be prepared to be a chew toy for him (I'm so down bad for him I swear I'll bark for him)
But also, overstimulated bratty sub Idia that gets forced to behave by overstimulation mhmmmm yummy.
𝗔/𝗻: I was ovulating and Doja cat was playing I'm sorry. But also............. Cockwarming him while he's playing his games as punishment because you made the mistake of beating him in a game— OKAY OKAY I'LL STOP I'M SORRY
