Sleepless Nights and real nightmares

a blog about depression and the fun that it brings in my life genderfluid - Austin/Autumn - 19 - pansexual

[intriga-hounds]

Idk if youve seen this

[kiixiies]

Here’s his instagram and here’s her store!

[fairypage-deactivated20190421]

this is a straight couple. it’s straight. you’re in a heterosexual relationship. there is nothing remotely “queer” about this in the slightest whatsoever. jesus h christ

[bad-vedma]

[homobile-deactivated20190713]

this is why i hate “reclaiming” queer

[yorksilk]

Are you fucking kidding me do you hate bisexuals that much that you’re willing to go along with terfs for a dunk on the bihets? Is that it now, is that the community? Is shitting on queer people so important to you that you’ll throw away all your standards?

[rentalgoose]

We also don’t know if these people are binary but let’s judge them at a first glance and base their identity on their presentation because that’s so progressive!

[gayfeatherfiend]

I love how people are all “Bisexuals are JUST as much a part of the LGBT+ community as Gay people”…

And

“Trans 👏People 👏 Don’t 👏 Need 👏 To 👏 Pass👏 To 👏 Be 👏 Respected”

But yet are totally willing to throwout bisexuals and trans people and other sexualities.

Because it feels very good to outwardly judge people we don’t know anything about their identity or life’s experiences - because that’s not at ALL the exact thing that non-lgbt+ people do to tear down the community. No.

[violyntfemme]

This is my husband and I. I am sure if you saw us on the street you would assume we were a cishet couple.

News flash: we aren’t.

I am a bisexual who has been in relationships with only women. He is a Transguy who has been on T for over a decade. We have been together for 18 years. We both identify as queer. We are out. We are active in the LGBTQ+ community.

But all of you calling that couple above straight, you just keep judging people on a photo alone and pretending you know who they are and what their stories are.

Us queers in relationships you judge will keep being happy and healthy and living our best life while you choke on your bullshit.

[swordinite]

This is my partner and I! (Sorry for the weird lighting, we were at a fashion show lol)

We are both bisexual. I’ve been in a relationship with someone who identified as female at the time (they have since come out as nonbinary), but even if I had not, that doesn’t discount my own sexuality.

We are both cisgender, but we are still both bisexual. I am very active within the LGBT+ community. He is not, due to people like OP.

It’s 20biteen everybody! All bisexuals are valid no matter their own gender or the gender of their significant other!

[ryandaliass]

I’d also like to add that the original instagram post is of pixielocks, a youtuber who is a bisexual woman, and her ex partner who’s nonbinary 

[flaekjern]

there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background

[annehackaway]

oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background

[ladyfl4me]

what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background

[troubleincorporated]

if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly

[houghmuffin-deactivated20200705]

I think the context is important here

The tweets above were in reference to the backlash he got for these:

[quest-draws]

it’s science, taako

[apollos-justice]

I rolled 4d20 and got 69

[bdmemnun]

nice

[dairy-aer-deactivated20230131]

nice

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

nice

[justmonicca]

nice

[needledreamweaversrpgideas]

nice

[probablymcelroyrpgideas]

nice

[galaxy-lilies]

nice

[vrexemi]

nice

[charlieism]

nice

[muwron]

nice

[theferretisawesomebutsad]

Nice

[nnovabyers]

This has been in my drafts for a million years for some reason so I finally finished it up and here! it’s them!! 

[ironwind]

i hope the mcelroys never stop laughing at absolutely everything

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

this is the most pure hearted video ive ever seen

[ryanccole]

Putting this on loop is so dangerous I haven’t seen my family in weeks.

[theferretisawesomebutsad]

OK BUT FOR REAL I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS ON A LOOP AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR 5 MINUTES LAUGHING HARDER AND HARDER AT IT

IT'S 12 SECONDS LONG GUYS AND I'M NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE 5 MINUTES OF WATCH TIME

[acadieum]

(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ he makes her laugh! 

bonus: they went on a shopping date and came across these boots and needless to say, barry bought them for her and lup wore it out.

[fuocogo]

Me @ myself: There are so many dnd podcasts please for the love of god find  another dnd podcast

Me, for the thousandth fucking time: So like tay-k.. tayc.. are you naming your goddamn wizard “Taco”-

[silvermarmoset]

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

[6qubed]

well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story

[6qubed]

since someone asked

[jemthecrystalgem]

Frick thank you so much

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

THE MACHINE

[theferretisawesomebutsad]

It's unbelievable how much I love these comedians

[cursedimages]

[theferretisawesomebutsad]

@justanotherelsen

[themightyconchords-deactivated2]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[anarcho-smarmyism]

this is literally one of my favorite comics of all time

[little-chattes]

Throwback to the funniest graffiti I have ever seen at my uni

some poor shit in the faculty of arts had had Enough 

[alicentsgf]

the lesbians Yelled and were heard

[rhymewithrachel]

there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander

[thecastingcircle]

It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

[rhymewithrachel]

the proof is out there

[janinaduszejko]

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’ 

[figtopnote]

where’s that lorde tweet abt people not being ready

[figtopnote]

[analvelocity]

Reminder that film critics think Bolt is a better animated movie than El Dorado