The Fiction Files

Welcome to... The Fiction Files. Created by a Hufflepuff and a Gryffindor with an unhealthy fictional character obsession.

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Jude’s Dating Profile

Looking for: a twin with terrible spying abilities and ever more terrible life decision making skills. Must love power, poison, and pretty kings.

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Vivi’s Dating Profile

If we're being honest, our favorite Duarte sister.

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Taryn’s Dating Profile

Cardan on Tinder: JUDE? *Swipes right* ... Aw, FUCK. It was just trashy Taryn. *Googles "How take back swipes on Tinder"*

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Locke’s Dating Profile

Wanting a guy who gives no fucks. Drama kings NEED apply. *Grabs popcorn*  🍿

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Cardan’s Dating Profile

Cardan on Tinder: Jude, EW GROSS DON’T BOTHER. SWIPE LEFT PEASANT.

Also Cardan on Tinder: Jude, EW GROSS...*Swipes right* *Creates ten more new accounts so he can keep swiping right*

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Sebastian’s Dating Profile

Wanting a pale, creepy dude who’s weirdly into redheads and seeking world domination.

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Rowan’s Dating Profile

Be my Territorial Fae Bastard. Bonus if you can turn into a hawk and control the wind. Should be able to put up with vast amounts of bullshit.

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Bella’s Dating Profile

Need a girl who’s into self-sacrifice, has no confidence, and enjoys thrill seeking visions of her non-dead ex-boyfriend. Should also enjoy reading and cooking. Brown eyes preferrable.

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Lucien’s Dating Profile

Needing a ginger with an eye of gold and a fiesty temper.

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Elain’s Dating Profile

Needing a sweet-hearted soul with a green thumb who just wants to find her soulmate. Please no gingers.

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Nesta’s Dating Profile

Wanting someone feisty who enjoys throwing mystery boxes off bridges and won’t take any shit. Should be loyal to a fault with a secret marshmallow heart. Perfect poker face a must.

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Beron’s Dating Profile

High lord of no one's heart. Hard pass.

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Tamlin’s Dating Profile

Looking for an overbearing douchebag that also goes by the name of Tambitch.

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Rafe’s Dating Profile

Looking for a mysterious “melon farmer” who is willing to travel long distances to find me.

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City folk just don't get it.

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Wolf’s Dating Profile

Just looking for my Alpha who loves tomatoes almost as much as he loves me.

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Aelin’s Dating Profile

Looking for a sassy pyromaniac with a flair for the macabre who’s been blessed by gods. Preferably someone with excellent taste who likes that fancy lifestyle.