TAVISUPLEBA

Sheni mobrdzaneba da gamarjoba! Me mk'via Tamar Kvaratskhelia, an Sakartvelo. Sasiamovnoa sheni gacnoba. --but I'm sure not many of you speak my language around here, so I'll translate that! My name is Tamar Kvaratskhelia, or the country of Georgia. It's very nice to see so many of you are here-- I hope we can talk often! .... Tch, well. Save for you, though, Ivan. You can kindly leave. [[ Independent Hetalia OC roleplay blog for the Caucasus country, not state, of Georgia. Not affiliated with any ring. ]]

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Doru? Sofiya? Swimsuits?

I picked a good time to come back.

[janocju]

Hello Ms Kvaratskhelia! A shame your ballad did not better mine.

[thefifthredcross-blog]

I spoke far too fucking soon.

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Doru? Sofiya? Swimsuits?

I picked a good time to come back.

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tokajimylifeblood started following you

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Yeah, we get that a lot. I take it you’ve already seen Siran.

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She gave me brandy because I was so miserable.

Siran’s great. But what are you… doing exactly. Y’know the uh, the whole um… what’re you saying to Rodica?

[thefifthredcross-blog]

She'll ply people with drink when they're sad. Or happy. Just the extremes of both, I figure but that asides, the Rodica thing?

Heh, well what're you saying? You're the one saying she turned out ~beautifully~. Seriously, do you dig that or what?

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tokajimylifeblood started following you

Speak of the devil.

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…uh, you Caucasus fellows are quite… uh… quite the bunch.

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Yeah, we get that a lot. I take it you've already seen Siran.

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tokajimylifeblood started following you

Speak of the devil.

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Hey, I’m not Siran. I think it’s better you save that Whenever-The-Hell BCE stuff for her, she’d take that as a compliment for one!

Well from what I heard, it’s prrrrrrrobably in your interests to go ask her yourself. You’ll get the answer directly that way.

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What are you talking about, because I’m fairly certain neither me nor Erzsebet have made any feelings like this public! Not once—all we have done is joke around.

If you are talking about that card my father got up in arms about, once more, that was a joke. We were fooling around, like friends do! DO not tell me you don’t fool around with your good friends like this. I certainly know you fool around with Sofiya and Siran like this.

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You sure? Outright saying you turned out beautifully is kinda... y'know, suspect.

Fooling around? My god...

You have no idea do you? Just... think about what you said. It's true, certainly, but give it that extra little bit of thought and it'll definitely be truer afterwards.

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Friends, huh? Yeah? Is that what they’re calling it these days.

Maybe, he’s probably just pissed off because I’m pretty sure Erzsébet’s making passes at you without realising it.

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Of course, I don’t know what ‘friendship’ was reffered to in Whenever-The-Hell BCE—

Whoa there, prietenă.

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Hey, I'm not Siran. I think it's better you save that Whenever-The-Hell BCE stuff for her, she'd take that as a compliment for one!

Well from what I heard, it's prrrrrrrobably in your interests to go ask her yourself. You'll get the answer directly that way.

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…Fine, but only because it’s your dad and he’s far too easy a target. That and he tends to think I’m always trying to get into his pants— I’m not, if I have to actually say that— but anyway.

Look. Before he realtalks you, what’s the deal with you and that ol’ Magyar, huh?

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[ Kind of stares at her in subtle confusion, before her question is asked. Rodica shrugs briefly. ] We’re friends. Really good friends. She’s one of the few people I’m friends with in the rest of mainland Europe and I really like that.

[ She breaks out into a frown. ] Is he still pissed off that I’m befriending people he can’t properly stare down?

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Friends, huh? Yeah? Is that what they're calling it these days.

Maybe, he's probably just pissed off because I'm pretty sure Erzsébet's making passes at you without realising it.

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thefifthredcross replied to your post: Yeah sure, but you need to act the part. I know…

WHAT. Seduce— who the hell told you I’d try seduce you?! Was it Doru? /Goddammit/. I’m not trying to seduce you I’m trying to peptalk you, for God’s sake—

No, please, do not shout about Doru at this—! It was just a harmless comment, I promise you. :(;;; I was trying to make a joke.

—W-Well, what were you wanting to discuss?

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...Fine, but only because it's your dad and he's far too easy a target. That and he tends to think I'm always trying to get into his pants-- I'm not, if I have to actually say that-- but anyway.

Look. Before he realtalks you, what's the deal with you and that ol' Magyar, huh?

[hhsdfghggdhdfhdfh5u666666666666]

my to do list:

Ukraine 

[janocju]

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[janocju]

-mimes talking with his hands at each other- …Good evening, Ms Kvaratskhelia. How are you, Mr Braginskiy? I am well, and I worry you aren’t eating as much as you should. Oh do not worry that is because I am very fit in what I do. Very good! Goodbye! Goodbye.

-listless shrug- Hope springs eternal. Nevertheless, your passion is admirable, and I appreciate that you don’t want to relegate yourself to small talk binding your vigour for life.

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...Wow, and you've gone insane? Although that's zero surprise, yet I'm wondering why it didn't show sooner. Oh! I know why. I never listened to you.

Don't-- Don't compliment me. My skin crawls enough as it is.

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Joy of joys, Gruziya. Have you still no meat on your bones?

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Oh I would if YOU STOPPED BEING A GREEDY ASSHOLE!

Don't try pontificate at me, I know you just like hearing yourself talk. Just stew in your lard, you fat bastard.

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I get the distinct feeling I've missed *a lot*

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Doru. I swear to god.

I know you’re just being a dad, but that’s not being realistic. Only jump and punch the shit out of Erzsébet if she hurts Rodica’s feelings, whatever the hell happens between them, or doesn’t.

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…But what if I end up doing it anyway :^(?

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Then I'll fucking cut you. Or something. Yeah.

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I get the distinct feeling I've missed *a lot*

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That’s not true, Rodica and I had bonded over the last while because of some terrible circumstances. And then Erzsébet happened.

…I— I do see your point, but I’d rather not have Rodica ever upset in the first place.

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Doru. I swear to god.

I know you're just being a dad, but that's not being realistic. Only jump and punch the shit out of Erzsébet if she hurts Rodica's feelings, whatever the hell happens between them, or doesn't.

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I get the distinct feeling I've missed *a lot*

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You are never okay in my presence and it seems that’s just a fact of life. Yeesh. Don’t even pretend to be calm.

…Turned out beautifully? Alright, if this is Hungary we’re talking about here, I think she won’t really give a shit if you’re giving her a funny look granted you’ve probably been doing that… how long? I digress. Point is, you’re not going to threaten her very much. And going back to the comment thing?

Uh… Maybe Erzsébet doesn’t even know it herself. Could be something there. No point in telling you to keep an eye on it when you’re already doing that. But uh, there y’go.

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Okay. -slumps- I suppose you have a point about her not being threatened because— yes, I have given her that glare plenty of times through history. -siiiiiiiighs, rubs the back of his neck-

-hand stops rubbing his neck, dropping to his side as he staaaares at Tamar blankly- There could be… what? Something there?! Tamar do not use this as an opportunity to wind me up! I need to know what will happen so I can prevent anything awful from occurring!

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Doru-!! You're not going to prevent anything awful, interfering with that sorta thing as it happens'll just drive a fucking wedge between you and the two-- well okay a bigger damn wedge than before in one of their cases and certainly causing enough of a divide with Rodica. You're pretty quick to jump to conclusions, holy hell.

Whatever happens, happens. Only do something if Rodica's actually upset, okay? You can't take 'preventive measures' with this; that's a load of bull.

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I get the distinct feeling I've missed *a lot*

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I know I’m reactionary! Damn it Tamar, I’m a father, what else am I meant to be when my daughter’s well being is concer—… right. That’s unavoidable, I believe.

I AM CALM. :(((( And—and she said ‘Rodica turned out beautifully’. And I stared at her and she was not fazed and I was a little saddened she wasn’t.

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You are never okay in my presence and it seems that's just a fact of life. Yeesh. Don't even pretend to be calm.

...Turned out beautifully? Alright, if this is Hungary we're talking about here, I think she won't really give a shit if you're giving her a funny look granted you've probably been doing that... how long? I digress. Point is, you're not going to threaten her very much. And going back to the comment thing?

Uh... Maybe Erzsébet doesn't even know it herself. Could be something there. No point in telling you to keep an eye on it when you're already doing that. But uh, there y'go.

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thefifthredcross said: My nose is better :^|

I’m in Moscow right now, I’m not here to offer rebuttal because clearly Balkan noses are better. Beeeeeep.

(YOU DO HAVE NICE EYES THOUGH, NOT EVEN GONNA LIE.)

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Right, keep telling yourself that.

I'll take a compliment whenever I can get them, though. Thanks, I suppose?