Bad Vibes and Bad Writing

🔞Only 18+, I’m 20+. I post and reblog NSFW content. This is a cluster of random fanart reblogged and my work through multiple fandoms I enjoy

[thefinalyeehaw]

(TW:// pregnancy, mpreg)

Imagining Mechabat or Flambert with pregnant! Robert who keeps getting pregnant with multiple babies because Robert didn’t know that his mom comes from a family where twins and triplets are very common occurrences.

[s0rinarl]

Guess who's been listening to too much Pheobe Bridgerssss

This is actually a scene that's just been bouncing around in my head for a while now, so instead of actually writing it down and continuing my fic, I decided to make it into a comic!

(textless version under the cut)

[birthofcassiopeia]

good morning my guys

Pre SDN shenanigans lmao

[jamqyu]

“I HATE MECHA-MAN” alright buddy 🤔🫪🔥

[crispmbee455]

Texting ...

[y00bi]

VISUALIZING THIS IMMEDIATELY-

[mangoob]

Im big on poly Z team, but if i had to choose just one guy for Robert, it would be a bat.

Also guys get excited for Mechabat week tomorrow, I will be participating!!! :D

[the-big-mood]

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[mechabert]

Flambae with a beard… Perhaps?? 👀

[cam-orange]

quick doodle on markings and scars

[rennerei]

Melinoë ♨️ Nemesis

[dirtycombatboots]

PhenomaUncle would teach CJ the culture of their planet. Including their beauty standards because why the hell not. Which means Phenoman will explain to the boy that his flaming dad is hideous (just like Katon himself, uhhh, that large posterior is horrible) and extremely lucky to have someone like Robert accept him as a spouse.

Flambae gets unintentional emotional damage from his youngest dear baby who seriously said that dad is ugly and papa could do better

[mangoob]

Mechabat week day 5 babbyyyy:

Mech/Megabat

Flying lessons on date night <3

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[stormbringers-melody]

Oh Bob-Bob, what a magnificent display.

[mechabert]

Robert finds a certain appeal in normality. Probably because it’s always been the hardest thing for him to be.

He can handle iron mantles.

But give him a boyfriend who rubs warm fingers into his back during flare ups, tests the latest recipes on him every day, insists on spoiling his dog with bubble baths and handmade bathrobes, and he doesn’t know how to pilot that.

Except maybe just take pictures of Flambae in the morning.

When his smile lines relax and his hair inks every inch of the pillow.

When he has Beef snuggled under his chin, and his eyes screwed shut, unhappy with sunlight breaching the blinds of his apartment. Their apartment.

“Bob-Bob, don’t take my picture. My hair isn’t done.”

Robert loves his voice in the morning. The way it’s soft and smoked out and crackling with good rest. He squeezes Beef to his chest and half heartedly tries swatting Robert’s phone.

“Yeah, cause you woke up 5 minutes ago. Also, you’re using Beef as a pillow. I AM taking a picture. Let me look at you.”

He likes those pictures the best.

When Flambae finds out about them, confusion knits his brows together

It’s just him.

Singing while getting ready in the bathroom, making shaving cream beards on Beef.

Snoring on Robert’s patchy sofa with drool slipping from his mouth.

Him with the team, mid cackle, mouth smeared with burrito sauce.

Or him in the morning, with his hair an absolute mess and free and getting his smiling face lapped at by that sentient baked potato.

“Why do you only have bad pictures of me?”

He’s playful about it, when he asks Robert. Whiny. Because it kinda scares him. Because he remembers how comfortable he felt in those moments.

And Robert will shrug. And he’ll do what he’s good at. Tell it like it is.

“I don’t know. I like it when you look like you.”

Robert can’t outrightly say ‘I think you’re beautiful and my hands don’t know how to hold beautiful things.’

And Flambae can’t say ‘I think you’re the only person I ever want to look at me’.

But Flambae can make food. And Robert can take pictures. And they’ll know.

[ka-mi006]

This image of selkie Chad confronting Robert but in his seal form has invaded my mind.

Robert opens the door to a giant seal that knocks his door wide open and forces his way in. Robert can recognize it’s Chad. But he can’t even express his shock before said seal just flops onto him.

Chad is so fucking proud of himself. Who needs a dumb human language or human legs to get what he wants? Not Chad that’s who. He’s so smart, he realizes he doesn’t need to say anything to Robert to get the human to understand he’s not allowed out of his sight. And his coat can’t be stolen if he never takes it off.

Said man is wheezing under his impressive form, but who wouldn’t? Chad will get off him in a minute, maybe. So he won’t die.

Chad has decided on a new routine for them and Robert isn’t getting a say in it. It consists of Chad staying with Robert as a seal and Robert isn’t allowed to leave. Robert won’t have any time for others, with his newly returned co-dependent seal. With separation anxiety so bad Chad starts roaring if Robert is out of sight for more than a minute.

Their schedule is mostly hanging out in or around Robert’s cabin, Chad dragging Robert out to the beach so Chad can go swim and be a seal, and Robert bargaining with a nonverbal Chad to let him leave to for something he needs to get done. Chad doesn’t understand what more Robert could need, he hunts plenty of fish for the both of them.

Robert doesn’t want to risk people hurting Chad if they discover him, so he stops inviting people over. Chase still comes over, Chad and Chase fucking hate each other. Chad will just growl and bark while Chase cusses him out. But Robert made it clear he won’t forgive either of them if they hurt the other so it doesn’t go further.

Robert also no longer has a bed frame, Chad broke it when he tried getting on it. Chad thinks it’s much better this way, it saves him the trouble of dragging Robert to the nest he made of stolen blankets for cuddles.

I love this so much. Obsessed with seal!Chad