Speedy audiobook reader

Such pretty forks in the road

[nyx-sky]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[rnashpotato-blog]

support fat girls with weird curves

support fat girls with no butt

support fat girls with small boobs

dont just support the hour glass/big booty “acceptable” fat girl

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[eddia]

Everyone cross your fingers that Schmigadoon's success on Broadway brings back Schmigadoon on Apple TV because we were about to get the 80s megamusical era!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[top-cheese]

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

[vanhelsingapologist]

Mavka’s Journal

Mavka sets out on the road to the village.

I recently started a character journal to keep myself engaged during sessions. It’s been incredibly fun to take notes in a story-like fashion, so I wanted to share the first couple of pages and the awkward handwriting. When I have more art to share, that’ll be here as well!

[gem-andromeda]

[rednines]

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[greelin]

shakespeare would understand me taking two of his background characters and making them fuck nasty. he would get it

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[greelin]

if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

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