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rewatching fantasy high and a genie who can only grant icecream based wishes is such a funny fucking concept brennan lee mulligan i love your beautiful bizzare brain
hey, dont cry modern doctor who fans, 159 classic who episodes, 517 books, 1952 audio stories, 1267 comics ok?
was 2024 a good year for you and do you remember it*
i had a good 2024 and i remember
i had a good 2024 and i dont remember
neutral/mixed 2024 and remember
neutral/mixed 2024 and dont remember
bad 2024 and i remember
bad 2024 and i dont remember
i remember so little that i dont know how 2024 was
*determine how much or how little counts as Remembering by whatever feels right. you do not need to remember every waking second of the year or have it completely wiped from your mind to say you do or dont remember respectively
i feel like i know a lot of people who had just a horrible 2024 and/or they dont remember the year at all so i have to see the stats on this
before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls
guys when shane and his parents bring out the birthday cake for ilya he genuinely doesn’t know how to react at first.
they're all sitting around the table after dinner, talking and laughing, and then the lights flick off. a moment later, shane's mother appears carrying a cake covered in candles.
for a second he honestly thinks they must be celebrating someone else.
and then he realizes they’re looking at him.
the cake is for him.
they did all of this for him.
for one impossible moment, he's back in a different kitchen years ago.
his mother used to bake a cake for him every year.
he remembers his last birthday with her.
the kitchen smelled like vanilla frosting. she had gotten up early baking and decorating the cake because she wanted it to be perfect. he remembers pretending to complain when she sang to him in front of everyone, remembers her laughing and doing it anyway.
he remembers thinking there would be another birthday with her after that.
but there wasn't.
his father never bothered. his brother never cared. years passed with barely any acknowledgment at all. no phone call. no card. not even a text.
sometimes he'd spend the entire day checking his phone anyway, despite knowing better. telling himself he didn't care.
somewhere along the way, ilya stopped expecting anything.
but now he’s sitting at shane’s parents’ dining table while everyone smiles at him and sings and there are candles flickering on a cake that somebody took the time to make specifically for him.
yuna sets the cake down in front of him with the same careful pride his mother used to wear.
by the time the song ends, tears are already sliding down his face.
“oh, sweetheart,” yuna says immediately.
ilya laughs through a choked sob and wipes at his eyes.
“sorry.”
“don’t apologize,” shane says, reaching for his hand beneath the table.
when he finally leans forward to blow out the candles, he’s smiling through tears.
and suddenly he feels a little like that little boy his mother used to bake for, standing in front of glowing candles and feeling loved.
happy birthday, my baby
shane's birthday companion piece 🎂
*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*
OKAY in honor of Ilya's birthday here are the Rolexes that Shane buys Ilya to mark his territory commemorate their relationship. Ollie spent a frankly insane amount of time researching Rolexes for this.
According to Ollie this model is vintage circa ~1980. It is a Datejust model, yellow gold with a diamond set bezel and number dial, black leather band and dark blue dial face. This is the watch that Shane buys for Ilya as a territory marker post-Cottage. The one that Ilya proudly wears with his suits into the arena and brags to the others that it was given to him by His Jane. Shane spends several months scouring the second hand market for a watch that he can imagine on Ilya's wrist and which, in his opinion, sends the perfect message of: He is loved and you cannot afford him.
And THIS:
is the Rolex that Shane buys Ilya as a wedding present.
According to Ollie, it is a 2021 Daytona Rainbow in 18k rose gold with a rainbow sapphire bezel and black laquer dial face with diamond-studded lugs and crown, and baguette-cut rainbow sapphires for the hour marks. It is a watch that says LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT MY HUSBAND FOR OUR GAY WEDDING WITH MY GAY MONEY. It costs nearly a million dollars and it is so exclusive that even Shane Hollander, Rolex brand ambassador of a decade, has to practically sell his soul (Agree to be centerpiece in their new campaign*) to get his hands on it. He gets the back engraved with their wedding date, which most watch connoisseurs would consider an ACTUAL crime, but Shane doesn't care. Ilya cries when he sees it and that's all that matters.
* The Rolex campaign in question is the flagship ad for their new "We All Have Crowns" campaign, which highlights a very palatable version of diversity amongst their brand ambassadors. Shane normally would not touch something like this with a 30 foot pole but he REALLY wanted to give his husband that watch. While he's there for the photoshoot a PA ducks her head down next to him and asks him if he would like to meet Taylor Swift who is participating in the campaign as well because it takes its name from one of her songs, of course. He tries to say No Thank You and Yuna says "YES HE WOULD LIKE TO MEET TAYLOR SWIFT. :)"
Hayden refers to the watch as "The Taylor Swift blackmail watch" and Ilya tries to kill him with his mind.
*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you
Little drawings I did a couple days ago!
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Niko arrived to the office to find Crystal sitting, knees up, on the floor, leaning against the wall in the hallway, half-blocking the closed door.
“You don’t want to go in there,” Crystal said, not bothering to open her eyes. Crystal was starting to get more open about how much she picked up psychically, hiding it less. Niko was proud of her, and tried not to be nervous about it, because if people like Charles and Edwin could be fine about someone constantly feeling at their emotions then Niko definitely could too.
Crystal picked her head up from where it was thunked back against the wall, to look at Niko. “Edwin’s having a crash-out, Charles is dealing with it.” She looked sideways at the door. “Thank god for all the wards and shit or you’d be hearing a lot of yelling.”
Niko nodded and slid down the wall to sit next to Crystal. Edwin’s “crash-outs” - as Crystal had started calling them, and even though Charles had already had a name for them, Crystal’s word stuck - weren’t all that common, maybe once a month if that, but enough for even Niko, fairly freshly back from Elsewhere, to have a pretty good idea of the shape of it. According to Charles, they were a lot rarer before, well, everything, at least for the last couple decades. But Niko thought it was pretty fair for… everything… to leave you wound up for a while, and for a while to be years, if you were immortal. Or undead.
“What’s it about?”
“He bolted when we were fighting the Greenwitch last night. I think she reminded him of Esther and Hell at the same time and he freaked. I’m fine, and Charles is fine, and we beat her, but, whatever, he’s pissed at himself about it. Last thing I heard before Charles shoved me out the door was him calling himself ‘a fucking coward‘. There was something about why we put our safety in his hands when he’s broken, or something. You know. Bullshit.”
Niko nodded again, sagely. “Crash-outs usually are. But they let you see where the truth is, sometimes.”
Crystal grunted. “For example, Edwin definitely hates himself even more than he hates me. No idea how I didn’t see that a lot earlier.”
Niko reached out and poked Crystal with a lavender-painted nail. “You know he doesn’t hate you.”
“Sure.” A bit of a yell managed to get past the muting built into the office’s wards, which was impressive. Edwin must be putting a bit of magic into it as well as volume. Crystal raised an eyebrow at the closed door. “Thank fuck for Charles’s eardrums being dead. No idea how a guy that tall can get that shrill.”
Niko shrugged. She wriggled her shoulders against the wall to get comfortable; it was pretty clear she and Crystal would be waiting for a while. It’d be fine, though. Edwin always calmed down in the end, and Charles would take care of him when he did. She pulled a deck of cards out of her pocket.
“Gin Rummy?”
“At this point I’ll take anything that’s not Clue,” Crystal said, and held out her hand for the deck.
I keep thinking this! very frustrating
I think Shane coming hands free the first time he was fucked genuinely made Ilya feel insane. Like, here is your league-mandated rival, he skates like a god, he has the media eating out of the palm of his hand, he commands the room without even seeming to realise his power, he is fucking gorgeous, he drops to his knees at the slightest prompting, he moans like a whore, and, oh! he also fucking spurts all over himself just from having your dick in his ass. Have fun trying to content yourself with fucking literally anyone else for the rest of your life!