Little Shit

I came to kill things and I ended up a stripper

[mini-musings]

                                         Well, you survived your own stupidity, 

                                         congratulations.

[camryn-the-tech]

Yank, you need to get some culture in you.

Cam flagged the bartender down for two tequila shots, and motioned for him to leave the bottle there. Downing the first drink of the burning liquor, Cam smiled, “What is it: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor?”

[theflyty-blog]

And you need a hot man in you.

Ty grabbed a shot from Cam, throwing his head back and finishing the shot. He shook his head, slamming his glass down onto the counter and letting out a laugh. “Fuck if I care.”

[camryn-the-tech]

Honey, I’m from Texas. If we can’t handle shots and be able to eat a Whataburger with Tabasco Sauce on the side, then we better get out of the state. 

I also think you’re just trying to get me slammed, but it takes more than that to get me down and out. You’re on.

[theflyty-blog]

What the fuck did you just say?

Alright stop you’re talking and get to drinking them, miss ego.

[camryn-the-tech]

Oh, yay! Finally someone who isn’t so fuckin’ bummed. Drink with me and we’ll dance the night away. How’s that sound, bucko?

[theflyty-blog]

10 bucks says you can’t do a tequila shot with me.

[dammitjez]

You’re right. It doesn’t mean we can’t talk. But that doesn’t mean I want to talk to you. Unless you can magically pull yourself out of 8th grade in the next thirty seconds.

[theflyty-blog]

Look babe, I get it. You look at me and think - him? A stripper? How did I get so lucky?

I’m gonna answer that question for you. Magic.

[witch-anastasiabennett-blog]

[text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex. (Ty)

[text]: Well I guess it is good I’m amazing at…

[text]: cooking. ;)

[witch-anastasiabennett-blog]

[text]: Now you call me tits? Um…let me think about it. 

[theflyty-blog]

[text] I want waffles

[megawattwilburn]

I said I’m fine. That doesn’t mean I’m going to cry like a little bitch because he’s gone.

I’m handling it.

[theflyty-blog]

Remind me not to ask you to pass the beer again.

[camryn-the-tech]

I’m in a celebratory mood, so drinks on me.

[theflyty-blog]

Cam Bam, you are fucking amazing.

[harley-collins-blog]

I wasn’t ignoring you, my head just isn’t in a good place at the moment.

[theflyty-blog]

Are you worrying that cute little head of yours again? We’ll never get through this damn movie if your nose stays crinkled like that.

[eddie-schneider]

Just trying to have a drink on behalf of a fallen comrade.

[theflyty-blog]

Party pooper.

[witch-anastasiabennett-blog]

[text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex. (Ty)

[text]: Well I guess it is good I’m amazing at…

[text]: cooking. ;)

[witch-anastasiabennett-blog]

[text]: Um… did you just call me babe? 

[theflyty-blog]

[text]: Chill tits, no big deal. We gonna do dinner or not?

[witch-anastasiabennett-blog]

[text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex. (Ty)

[text]: Well I guess it is good I’m amazing at…

[text]: cooking. ;)

[theflyty-blog]

[Text] Come on babe 

[witch-anastasiabennett-blog]

“So I can either read your palm or your cards.” Anastasia informed the individual she had just stopped. She gave them her sweetest puppy dog eyes. “Please pick one. I’m really hungry and a burger sounds really good right about now.” 

[theflyty-blog]

Oh Fuck.

[dammitjez]

Wow I think I’ve finally found someone with an ego bigger than mine. I didn’t think that was possible. I have a boyfriend. So shoo.

[theflyty-blog]

And I have a girlfriend. Don’t mean we can’t talk.

[dammitjez]

Has anyone ever told you that you sound like a pig when you say shit like that.

[theflyty-blog]

That’s a new one. Devishly handsome, I get. Sexy as shit I mean yeah. But pig? Should I oink for ya? Is that your turn on?

[dammitjez]

If it’s not relevant to the current thing I’m working, I don’t want to know about it.

[theflyty-blog]

Whoop de fucking do for you tits, but I’m bored and you’re hot. Let’s chat.

[harley-collins-blog]

My — my leader… he was one of the few people to look after me when I was growing up.

[theflyty-blog]

“Fuck... babe I’m sorry.” Ty reached out, kissing her cheek and pulling her tight into his arms.