deathxlinus

Aim to misbehave.

[theforgetmenaut]

Yes hello, I have 0 self control so here, have a Viktor Nikiforov

[theforgetmenaut]

Luke Newberry from In The Flesh!!! Please love him and watch his stuff bc he is a blessing

[theforgetmenaut]

Okay okay. But like just imagine if aliens came here hundreds of years ago and learned Old English and other now dead languages with us wee inhabitants and then they came back now and we’re all saying these weird new things and they’re just like, completely exasperated like “Hīerstu. Iċ þæt ne undergiete.  Is hēr ǣnig þe Englisce spricþ?” [Excuse me. I don’t understand. Is there someone here who speaks English?]

[lechedetaro]

Ok but Chris-senpai’s thighs 

Kuramochi’s thighs

And Eijun’s thighs

Bless you, T-sensei. 

[miyukousawa]

MIYUKI’S THIGHS 

[obiwanns]

In light of the disappointing shortlist of actors up for playing young Han Solo in the upcoming spin-off, we should be reminded of the brilliant internet talent Jamie Costa.

[psychededoodle]

that smile, makes him look identical

[littlecofiegirl]

OMFG. this is perfect.

[mayahan]

Great Interior Design Ideas

[sevendeadlyformsofaffection]

That staircase one though. I’d forget i left them open and i’d trip and die.

[swarnpert]

when commercials have internet memes in them

[derpiana]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

Taking a test

*tap tap tap*                                   *sniff*                        *three people sniff*

                                 *more tapping*     *two consecutive sniffles* 

*one person flips their test over*     *look at clock*  *sniff*   *tap tap tap*

                                   *everyone else flips their test to the back*  

*sniff*  “Wh-ere do we turn this in when we’re done..?” 

“When you guys are done you can put it in that bin in the back!”

                 *look at clock*                  *sniff*

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[jeonggukiest]

anonymous asked: most attractive + diamond no ace

[lulusunicorn-deactivated2020071]

[tossmymagicgoldenhair]

I’m going to hell

[combefierce-deactivated20130613]

aladdin get off that train your father is alive

[redheadpowers-deactivated201609]

he’s alive and very very handsome

[wormdykes]

are we just going to ignore the hand that is coming out of Flynn Rider’s crotch

[hellyeahthomassanders]

Me as a Teacher 📚 by Thomas Sanders

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Thomas: “Well, well, looks like somebody was 30 minutes late to class today.” [shouts] “Don’t let it happen again!” [normally] “Sorry guys! There was a Friends marathon last night!”

[dutchster]

HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY

[bumblebeebats]

Durarara is so weird because it’s like, do you want to see a bunch of middle schoolers beat the shit out of each other on the street? Do you want to watch an ancient mythical Irish fairy face off against the mafia and Russian assassins?? A man hurling parked cars at another grown ass man who spends most of his time apparently skipping down the street and cackling???boy have I got the show for you

[inajitsu-blog]

御沢⑦ by 桃NICO

※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.