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@thefuxedos
Yours truly in action at Alabama’s Magic City Con. Face & lid by @profanedrseuss of Pink Mist FX. Cowl by Andy Arrasmith, application assistance by James Dio Bradley. Contemplative (chemmed out?) expression and original Hancock vox by yer pal Danny Shorago. Dancockshitup!
Lovely friggin’ shot of @profanedrseuss‘s work-in-progress sculpt of my brand-new Hancock face. I’ll be debuting it on mine while performing a new tune from the Fallout universe -- and a helluva’ lot more -- at my big @magiccitycon VIP event next Saturday evening, 6/9 at 7 pm. C’mon out and behold the splendor, kids! And get yer tix here.
Oh Danny boy..you and your mates are truly in trouble now…
Why did you think it was a good idea to take up that card?
(The binging of Danny and @thefuxedos work had me playing a silly diddy. A scenario for the rag tag band if you will. What sort of terrors and interesting things could these folks have run into/witnessed? Ethereal waitresses no doubt.)
Can I just do weird indie cryptic comics based off my faves for the rest of my life? Thanks. @TheFuxedos
The Fuxedos' Diabolical Danny Shorago -- the voice of Hancock in Fallout 4 -- performing live in character at 2017's Magic City Con in Birmingham, AL. He'll be returning to Magic City to perform at his debut VIP event on June 9, 2018. C'mon out and join him! More info here. (Costume: Nikki Vick)
Okay, Tumblr -- I’ll post this Halloween pic from my Twitter here if y’all promise not to steal it. Reposts welcome, appropriation: nein/nyet. Deal?
Danny, what are your thoughts on necromancy and the dark arts?
Re: necromancy: I consider myself an open-minded skeptic. I think when we’re dead, we’re just fuckin’ decaying meat in the ground – but who knows. And re: the dark arts: I definitely think that indulging in some shadow-play is healthy for everybody, provided it’s done with the Greater Good in mind. But for my final-ever Ask Me Anything response, I’m gonna’ have to insert a vaguely-relevant tried ‘n true by good ol’ Friedrich Nietzsche: “He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.”
Was it a huge surprise to have so many Fallout fans knocking down your door? Did you expect that you would have made more or less of an impact on the fandom?
Directly on the door of my condo: yes. Not really sure how they found me. Collectively, the surging crowd’s impact actually knocked it off its hinges – thus startling my pet iguana into cardiac arrest. He’s dead now. And I’ll never see him again. Other than that, it’s been a lotta’ fun.
If you weren't doing shows and stuff, what do you think you'd be up to? Like, if your life took a different route and all that jazz?
I’d probably be a stock broker or sell insurance. The world definitely needs more stock brokers and insurance peddlers. Too many teachers, artists, and activists running around futilely trying to make the world a better place. Embrace the sinister apparatus and accept the oblivion of your precious integrity. Just gimme’ some SERIOUS FUCKIN’ CASH, baby!
What's your favorite Mister Rogers quote?
1) “When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’”
2) “Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children play is serious learning. Play is really the work of childhood.”
3) “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
4) “In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.“
5) “Humanity won’t be happy until the last capitalist is hung with the guts of the last bureaucrat.”
What do you think about your character Hancock?
He’s a swell guy-and-a-half, but don’t try to keep up with him in the mind-altering substances arena. Your ego might end up writing checks your liver can’t cash. Don’t do drugs/stay in school/blah blah blah.
What was your favorite part of voicing Hancock
The ghoulettes, naturally.
Hey danny whats your favorite breed of penguin
Penguins in bondage.
And that's it for another installment of @magiccitycon, folks. Thanks for bringing me out there again, Rita & Jamie -- you're my kind o' freak show! Me in cosplay as my character at the Masquerade Ball, along with Keeks 'n Kasey. Threads: Nikki Vick.
What's the weirdest thing a fan has asked you to do? I know a celebrity who once got asked if his hand could be licked and got a piece of his fan's hair in the mail. Any stories like that?
One fan hired me to pose as his mother for a three-week period. I certainly had my reservations, but work was slow at that point, so I took the gig. I feared the worst, dreading that it would prove to be some kind of warped, soul-crushing Oedipal nightmare. But it actually turned out to be a positive, enriching experience. I mostly baked brownies and did his ironing, made sure he ate nutritious meals, and tenderly held him close to my bosom when he needed comforting. At the end of the three week period, we tearfully said our goodbyes and went our separate ways.
And here’s the kicker: that fan turned out to be none other than the inventor and marketing personality Ronald M. “Ron” Popeil…founder of the Ronco Corporation and creator of such products as the Chop-O-Matic, the Popeil Pocket Fisherman, and the Cap Snaffler!
God, how I miss that adorable little bastard.
Just wanted to let you know that you're awesome! Thank you from the bottom of my shy little heart for providing a voice for Hancock. My favorite song from your band is Robot Vampire Wombats. I'd adopt one! You're wacky and cool and awesome! :D
Aw, thanks, lil’ Hugs. Fortunately for you, our wombat companion hasn’t been surgically fixed – and just birthed an entire litter of adorable, cyber/Nosferatu-lookin’ marsupial-lings. Grab one now whilst supplies last! Their insatiable appetites’ll put you in the Poor House…but their scrumptious antics’ll touch your heart.
How do you eat your chicken? Fried, grilled, raw, or still in the egg?
This gem of a recipe is from a recent edition of Good Housekeeping Magazine:
1) Lightly oil an oven-safe pan and preheat oven to 350°F.
2) Put 3.5 live chickens in a burlap sack; spray paint the sack silver.
3) Drive over the sack at least eleven times in a pre-1970s Oldsmobile sedan (ideally a 1957 Oldsmobile Super 88 Holiday coupe – although whatever’s available in your kitchen will suffice).
4) The chickens should be deceased by this time. If not, repeat step 3 as many times as necessary.
5) Leave the sack outside the closest coyote den, along with a note handwritten in bubble gum-scented highlighter. The content of the note is up to you (Get creative! Coyotes value creativity!), but do make sure to spell the animals’ names accurately in the note (While it may seem counter to their rough-and-tumble, devil-may-care, capricious nature, coyotes are sticklers when it comes to proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation).
6) Skip off wistfully yet joyfully into the distance while playing a Cat Stevens tune on your banjo.
