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❝No. I want to help.❞
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"You’re kidding, right?"
❝No. I want to help.❞
"Non-existent health, yeah."
"My dad. And Veda, the repair person."
❝Your own dad did that shit? That is so fucking ridiculous. Three masks, then.❞
"Have you tried wearing a hat?"
"I usually do that for special occasions. It works for the most part!"
❝I have. I really, really have. They just don't look good. Like, at all.❞
"I dunno, getting a ‘terminal’ diagnosis doesn’t really count for getting back up."
"It’s going back to trying to buy my real android back from someone that stole from me. So yeah, it’s a good cause.”
❝Well, I mean, health comes first, right?❞
❝That's fucked up. Who would do that? I'll buy two masks, in that case.❞
"It was..right?"
❝Yeah, it really was. Being picky nowadays means starvation.❞
"Because I’m giving decent advice."
❝Advice that I didn't ask for.❞
"Yeah, I had none of that. I ended up eating it most of the time, so I just gave up. Not like I could really do that with my condition either way."
"Hospital grade. So it might be really good or just totally suck. It’s medical mask roulette."
❝Ooh. That's always the worst. I mean, just as long as you kept getting back up, that's all that matters, honestly.❞
❝Hm. I mean, promise me the money'll go to a good cause, and I'll get one. Like, buy yourself a nice shirt or something. New pair of glasses, maybe. A pair of shoes. Go all out.❞
"Then go out and have dusty hair. You’re obviously not listening to advice here."
❝Why would I listen to you?❞
"I’m glad to provide that service."
"But be real. Dust is gonna get in your hair, put on a hat and get over it."
❝I'd rather have dust than hat hair, if we're being completely honest.❞
"You play soccer? Man, I wanted to play that in high school. But I sucked too much at it."
"Thirty bucks a mask."
❝Yeah, I do! I was going to try to go pro, but then the world went down the shitter. Nah, I bet you weren't that bad. It's all about hand-eye coordination. Well, foot-eye coordination, I guess.❞
❝Jesus fucking Christ, dude, I'm not made out of money. Goddamn. But I guess neither are you. I respect that. I'll buy one. It better be a good one.❞
"It’d be… It’d be a great gift to us for some good food. But I guess we can’t be too picky…right?"
❝It really would. I'm so tired of corn. No, we really can't. But... I want to be picky again. It was so fun.❞
"My android has a fit too. You just have to sneak out where they can’t see you leave. I have to leave through a window."
"And I got plenty of masks. I snag a few every hospital visit. I’ll sell you some."
❝Ugh. That's such a waste of precious energy. But worth it if it means that I can kick a soccer ball around again.❞
❝Really? That'd be awesome. How much?❞
"Get used to the real world, where there’s fuckin’ dust everywhere honey."
❝Yeah, I'm aware. Thank you for your much needed input.❞
"That is possible, you know. Just bring a mask with you."
❝No, I know. It's just... not the same. And my android would have a fit. Screw it. I'll do it. I just don't have any masks, is the only problem.❞
"It’s not that weird. I miss the good stuff too. Hopefully they’ll make a return one day, right?"
❝Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Yeah, I hope so. Maybe next week.❞
I’m excited for the festival… I heard they have a vendor that has fried zucchini sticks.
❝For real? That sounds to die for. I'd eat an unfried zucchini, to be honest. Is it weird that I actually miss fresh vegetables?❞
Maybe try staying inside, then.
❝That's so boring, though. And it gets through the cracks in the windows anyways. I just want to run around like a little kid again.❞