The Big Gay

They/Them • my dream job is college dropout

[bitchy-ish]

In my 5 years of Tumblr I never did an intro post (+ some disclaimers) so heres this for you:

~ I am 19, I go by they/them pronouns!!

~ I am interested in A LOT of different things so my posts will for sure be mixed

~ I am a big Harry Potter fan (I have a harry potter themed account its @james-potters-biggest-fan ) but I want to make it clear i DO NOT under any circumstances support her, even my set of books were bought through a program where all the money went to a charity and not to her. I make an active effort to not give her any money because I do not support her. I will not watch the new tv show, and I honestly don’t wanna hear about it. If you support her please unfollow me now.

~ Also, please unfollow if: you support trump, you are pro-israel, you are anti-semitic (no the genocide in Palestine is not an excuse to hate Jewish people, not all Jewish people are Zionists, and not all Zionists are Jewish), you don’t believe in LGBTQIA2+ rights, you don’t support women and POC. Pretty much if ur a good person u can be here and if ur not a good person then leave!

~Also fuck AI! If u use it in any way, get off my page.

~FUCK ICE

Ik thats a lot of serious stuff but w the state of the world it is important I make my stance clear.

That being said, if you feel the same as me and you like any of my main interests (marvel, harry potter, ted lasso, superman, anything u see on my dash really) pls follow and if u wanna be friends, send me a message!!

Thanks y’all,

Bye!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[blog-but-its-only-bloodymary]

One last bloodymary before I self destruct

[ozempicofficial]

[gender-thief2]

and mark my words if i EVER see an edit of sambucky to Thinking of You by katy perry and its either of them thinking of steve, EVERYONE is dying i’m SO SERIOUS.

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Just Sam and Bucky, hanging out on a float at a pride parade.

[mirhashi]

“SAMBUCKY IS REAL” I say as they drag me away.

[spielzeugkaiser]

He’s absolutely building pools and taking the ladders away-

[thegoodmorningman]

Good Morning!!! Stay entirely focused on the positive!!!

[str-ngeloop]

they've been doing monday to people right in public

[spielzeugkaiser]

To be fair, Rocky also needed some time to correctly interpret Graces needs- (I also did Grace comforting Rocky here)

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[edgebug]

I think it would be funny if most of Grace's eridian students went to him and asked for earth pronoun designations instead of picking for themselves, because they think it's cool to get word-gifts from the coolest teacher in the galaxy

and grace is trying so hard to not accidentally be sexist or assign gender roles to a monogendered species, so like, trying hard not to call someone he/him just because they like sports, or she/her just because they seem caring, or whatever. and he's having a hard time about it because he's like oh man why am I assigning the pronouns I'm assigning, i hope I'm not bringing any of my biases into this. just absolutely eating himself up over it

he tries to fix this by starting to roll a die, or throw darts at a dartboard, but his students immediately throw a fit because the point of the word-gifts is that they are specific, picked deliberately for them, right? and grace tries to explain gender bias and so on, but it becomes clear these kids could genuinely not give less of a shit, they just want to know what their AGAG (assigned gender at grace) is, alright? why is this so hard for him to understand??

eventually grace comes to the conclusion that he's on a different planet, and severely overthinking this, and that his kids really just are having fun--they really don't see the grace-given pronouns as categorization, he figures they see them as something more akin to astrology. or an eridian tiktok trend. when grace learns they call the assigning a word-gift he probably cries tbh

"teacher grace!!! what my pronoun question???"

"hmm. getting big they/them vibes off you"

"HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. THANK"

[ssparkleglitter]

he actually said this btw

[bitchy-ish]

sometimes living in my home is a nightmare like i love my family but also it is so frustrating it makes me want to move out immediately