Easy Peasy, Squeeze the Lemon

Sowmya. Indian. All pronouns. ~queer. . Musicals sideblog: pandas-and-dragons Twitter/bsky: @dragonfudge ao3: Panda_Birds

[slavery]

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

[internalscorpio-deactivated2019]

why the fuck would this be my reaction

[slavery]

You must not have a best friend

[lesbianshepard]

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

[mikkeneko]

I apologize in advance for the "haha I misread this and thought..." but in all seriousness for two readthroughs I legit thought this was a story about an archeology survey team in the woods who ran into bigfoot and had a nice chat with him about his day and didn't bother to take pictures or document anything because they're only interested in human stuff, not in cryptids, but bigfoot was also nice enough to direct them to some native american cairns, which he did not build.

[herius-is-drawing]

Ah yes, Superbat again

[ezra-the-ghost-cat]

@punk-sharkz-zero

[wayne-kententhusiast]

The accuracy is so on point 😂🤣

Original link post from twitter:

[astonarts]

beh

[kellykline]

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

[viralfrog]

[s-h-a-s-e]

@cats-coding-on-my-keeb, @gunn-hinge :3

[lyn1tx]

This is so stupid I’m so sorry

[lyn1tx]

Oh….

[faiyaart]

Superman's first meeting with Robin

a stupid unfunny joke

[mightbebobbie]

they’re doing very important mission research and whatnot

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[z34l0t]

[fox-bright]

... all at once?

[voidsucre]

happy comic day here's mine

[enba-and-luka]

[mokopirirakaugalaxias]

we have more than two green parrots.

We have Kea, Kākā, Kākāpō, and Kākāriki (of which there are 3 species).

Kākā are more olive brown than green but are really neat and beautiful birds and are growing in numbers thanks to conservation efforts.

Kea are mostly green with red underwings and b will pickpocket you, but then again so will weka. The bit about them stopping traffic is absolutely true - I have a friend who has witnessed this.

Kākāpō are, in the words of my ecology professor, “really bad at being parrots”. They suck, but endearingly so. They are so bad at being alive and climbing things and reproducing but you cannot help but love them. Again, they are green, but in a shambling moss pile sort of way.

Kākāriki are much smaller and are kept as pets internationally. The three kinds are the red crowned, the yellow crowned and the orange fronted. Of these, the latter is the rarest (currently critically endangered).

There are also several other species endemic to various outlying islands. We have, in total, nine surviving endemic parrot species and several subspecies of those.

If you see ANY of these at all, regardless of whether or not they pickpocket you, all of them are are very cool and very worthy of respect.

[haltraveler]

#bird that sounds minutes away from figuring out it can just take your money and cut the middle man

Oh they do that too.

Kea steals tourist's wallet

A thief stole hundreds of dollars from Peter Leach's campervan, but left no fingerprints.