the garfinator

(she/any) i'm THE garfinator.

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i got my braces off (which, yayy!!!) but now i have to wear hawley retainers and they fuck up my voice real bad and both my sibling and my dad have been making fun of me for the past 5 hours. ughhhh. at least my braces are off

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concept sketch for smart hornet lady . i like this design, i just think i need to fix the legs. also the stitches on her abdomen are a very important part of the lore and she also needs a name befitting of a very intelligent hornet such as herself

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played juice galaxy for the first time today and LET ME TELL YOU. it's genuinely so crazy and janky i love it.

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usually i don't think of dreams for more than a few days, but i had a dream two weeks ago that has constantly just been on my mind since. also keep in mind this one's kinda gross. not really ultra gross stuff, but there is stale old gross food involved so fair warning

everyone at my school was getting married on school property except me. people were even getting married to people that don't even exist in real life and i had to wear a dress during the whole thing (which i do not like wearing dresses AT ALL.) then i went home and had dinner from a place i haven't gone to in a long time called noodles and company, except instead of getting any pasta, i just got some gross boiled dumplings and a raw egg with the shell on. when i cracked the egg, it was dry. like it was still raw, it was just... mummified. it was genuinely so gross and i woke up feeling really sad and like i was about to barf

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three entire generations of penis-headed freaks on my island (the one with the full beard is the grandkid)

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redesigning an old oc of mine that i never used. their name was gonna be hopper but now that they're an actual grasshopper and not just a robot thing that vaguely looks like a grasshopper it just feels overused. any name suggestions would be truly appreciated (also this only looks bad because i haven't gotten rid of the sketch yet lmaooo)

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i would NOT wish 11th grade on most people. god it was fucking HORRIBLE. that shit had me sobbing 100 times. and it wasn't just because of the acts n shit. worst year of my life, no competition.

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i keep hallucinating phone buzzing coming from my walls

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what a beautiful family (featuring the inescapable labyrinth of torture and pain)

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finally we have some drama on the island (ignore how dim the screen is, it's just my camera)

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fucking crazy work. eda from the owl house getting with burger

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what a strange day it has been. my dad damn near crashed the car because it's his birthday and he thought he'd get a little crazy. then i had the civic seal presentation (had to present to the district EWWW) and then i had a performance today and now i'm at texas roadhouse. what the fuuuuck gang i kinda just wanna go home

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you'll never guess what happened. ok you will but LOOK!!! THEY'RE SO CUTE OH MYCGGODDD. MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT.

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ok... how did we get here

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almost every single therapist i've had has asked me whether i have or will get an autism diagnosis oh my fucking god

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the demo of tomodachi life ltd is out. i don't think i should have this much power. praise be lord wrongo

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i am in so much pain rn and i can only chew on one side of my face because the pain in one specific tooth is so bad but guess what? i am so fucking happy because HOPEFULLY (my orthodontists are quacks) my braces will come off within the next couple of months!!! i can finally be free soon!! YAYAAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY WOOHOO!!! YIPPEE!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳