[thegaylands]

Hello Griftlands enjoyers welcome to my side-blog created with the main purpose of making Myself Create Things. But I'll chill there too sometimes. Perhaps.

My name's Tulip and I go by she/he.

The only advice I can give you is be nice and have fun :)

[thegaylands]

Plundak's shop works to the grifters kinda like an object works in quantum physics.

You can only find it if you seek for it, it will only be here while you look at it/are in it etc etc. Where is it otherwise? You don't know, that's the fun part

[coilspringz-deactivated20221213]

Hi take my headcanons but funny.

[leolithe]

thank u women thank u lesbians thank u lesbian women

[coilspringz-deactivated20221213]

I'd actually love to hear about the gl cowboy au I love cowboys PLEASE talk about your ideas,,,,, (if you want to ofc)

Okay number 1 so like Fellemo actually doesn’t die to poisoning that was a jest but he falls into machinery and gets mangled when having a fight with Kalandra [he would have survived but got left to bleed out] but that’s at the end of my Griftlands Western…… one of the endings…

Oker and I’m not the best at explaining things but Rook and Fellemo do still have the homoerotic tension but I amplified it 100 times by making rook a former sheriff-gone-rouge and Fellemo WAS his deputy [who took over and as both mayor and sheriff because something abou buisness and promotions or whatever. and made it into an industrial-style town] and since then Lellyn collects the bounty posters and he like has one in his hand and shakes his fist like “I’ll get you one day” and it takes 20 years and he doesn’t even arrest him he [just like gl] hires him to try to crush the growing laborer rights forces in the town. I was originally going to make it were Fellemo was after his ass constantly and always on the move and there were plenty of homoerotic fight scenes but I need Kalandra and Fellemos rivalry to fit in somewhere. She didn’t rlly have a reason to go after Rook so I crossed off them both trying to collect a bounty off of him an stuck to the original storyline in most ways. [Like Arint is the deputy now and Flek helps with kalandras strikes and rights deal!]

Rooks whole deal is goofy because in this au he gave intel and supplies to crime lords instead of the labor units because there weren’t any labor units at the time. They were all working at the Derrick Mines. He decided the whole life of righteousness wasn’t for him and left in the middle of the night without a trace and left everythin in his deputy’s hands [lellyn] Like he disappeared from the earth. Since then he was a free-lancer who would do work for anyone for a good price, which got him into a lot of trouble with certain groups. They’d put bounties over his head if he worked with a group they didn’t like or if he decided he wanted somthin else from the job. He’d switch sides if they offered like 100$ more to his offer from the first side. That kinda guy. Killed a few people out of greed in this au. Fun!

Whatever onto smiths side I actually made the Banquods known bandits BECAYSE i think it would be fun. Like the parents were shot dead because they were crime lords with a name and the kids are keeping that going. But they’re not as good at it. Defiantly have tons of fumbles and unfortunately Smith is the self-designated leader of the group despite Mulifee actually being the one with thw most common sense [her and Vix usually have to pull their asses out of hot water and form the escape plans when Theroux or smith get them caught<///3] plenty of goofy scenes with these guys I’ve imagined I love them. There also is a whole denikus plot line with this but he’s an undercover bounty hunter using a fake name to try to wrangle in the Banquods for money JRHSJFJ.

SAL. Sal poor darling she’s fresh out of a mining camp that mined metals and shipped them off because AGAUN KASHIO!!!!!!!!! Sal is a bounty hunter again. Hers actually sticks a lot to her GL plot except I make her go help Kalandra after killing and mounting Kashios head on the wall because she hears gossip about some town with a large labor corp going on strike and the sheriff there put money over the union leaders head And she goes there to check it out and sees it’s Kalandra and she’s like ‘wait it’s YOU!!!!??’ And they have a very gay reunion scene…. Before this She teams up with Oolo WHOS a sheriff of the town Fssh works in [again alot like her GL plot <//3] Nadan is a huge antagonist for Sal bec he leads the big bad spree again. Also Sal helped Kalandra trap Fellemo ina factory building and held off some of Fellemos reinforcements while Prindo threw him into the machines [this was by accident she was trying to get him off her because he was strangling her and she kicked 2 hard and he went backwards off into the machines. There’s also an ending she just knocks him unconscious and leaves him tho because I hate killing my meow meows even if they deserve it]

[the-any-of-things]

AU where Theroux plays Dating Sims. A thought brought to you by my self-indulgence

[thegaylands]

Rook and Smith, having experienced supernatural things during their runs, seeing that Plundak's shop somehow fully teleported 400 kms across the continent in a week : Oh yeah that's our bud Plundak! He's just chilling around Havaria :)

Sal, having not seen a single real unnatural thing in her life and who just wanted to avenge her parents :

[coilspringz-deactivated20221213]

Shel is Rook’s spunky seventeen year old daughter who can’t stay out of trouble for 10 minutes btw

[super-lazer-piss]

I'm very serious about keeping the personalities and depth of all the Griftlands characters in-tact until I get to Fellemo and then I'm like

[griftfart]

WHO LET THS BITCH HAVE 2 GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!

[coilspringz-deactivated20221213]

Did Kalandra say she knew flekfis sicne they were both kids. Or was that a fever dream on my end

[leolithe]

yeah kalandra and flek were childhood friends too

this dialogue where u kill either lieutenant is bugged and doesn't appear in the current version of the game

[coilspringz-deactivated20221213]

[thegaylands]

Thinking about how Plundak is being cyptic to the grifters but also tells them "maybe one day you'll figure it out" when asked about previous lives.

Which is making me think about Plundak being incredibly lonely in his situation and wanting to connect to someone, anyone who goes through (kinda) the same thing, and being so close yet so far with the grifters.

Maybe she fears what might happen if she reveals that they technically just die over and over and over again and come back slightly different because I mean, that would fuck anyone up. So they're just being this mysterious yet sympathetic shopkeeper that helps them in their own special way.

[coilspringz-deactivated20221213]

I never introduced Nym’s kids these r his adoptive kids they’re both butch lesbians and think their dad is lame [in a cool way]

[super-lazer-piss]

[Tacs these to the board] bye

[thegaylands]

The feminine urge to create Theroux' third spouse bc I think this funky lil guy deserves someone nice

[your-bed-calls-to-you]

I missed drawing these guys