The Geek Rant

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[definitelynotcursed]

[paladihn]

so i wanted to compile a list of memes that it’s always sunny in philadelphia has given us and there turned out to be a lot more than i expected so here

[sonofashepherd12576]

Ooh that’s not all. So all these I’m about to add were added by people in the notes but none were in one thread so here

[thegeekrant]

Assassin's Creed III Remastered Sequence 2 Mission 1-Welcome to Boston

[margflower]

[liam-paynes-ten-inch-dick]

I love this movie

[pilgrimkitty]

I have no clue what movie this is but I want to see it.

[outsidersmark]

it’s from night at the museum 2

the night at the museum films continue to be criminally underrated (aka blown off bc they’re “just comedies for kids”, they are actually Really Really Good Films

[ninjaotta]

Honestly.  Accurate POCs playing POCs (including an Egyptian Pharaoh, Hun warriors and a Native American girl), Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt, THIS SCENE and just being awesome in general

there’s a host of crazy shit that goes on, including a fucking t rex that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

long story short; they’re fab

[laureninlilly]

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

[bowlingforwhoop]

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

[laureninlilly]

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

[laureninlilly]

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

[laureninlilly]

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

[roguemechanic]

Almost there lads, let’s get this post to a million.

[snakeybones]

Is this what they wanted?

[snakeybones]

Nice

[velventine]

double nice

[denverfarmboy]

…I’m a bit worried that someone actually HAS a full set of armor @ home…

😳🤭🤷🏼‍♂️

[snakeybones]

@denverfarmboy Boy howdy you have no idea what I’m capable of

[fuzzyfishesandscaleymice-deacti]

This is the content I followed for.

[lord-of-the-cinnabon]

Tumblr: be your own person

Also Tumblr: No not like that, now I’m worried for you

[snakeybones]

Me reading all these comments:

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

Jdjsjsjsks

[nightskyblufaith]

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

i literally can’t breathe from this

[piwiskiwi]

Go d

[thejamesbondwannabe]

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

[bestofirondadfics]

This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash

[luvkaylz]

I’m always going to reblog this! If I don’t, then it means I’m dead

[cevansbucky]

tony: friday, reset all protocol names

friday: i’m sorry sir, the “i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me” action is restricted

tony: peter what the fuck-

[muses-of-insanity]

Tony: FRIDAY activate missle launchers!

FRIDAY; activating “this bitch empty, YEET” protocol

Tony: PETER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: eject arc reactor

FRIDAY: activating Boob Window protoc-

Tony: no

[acecartoonplatypus]

Broke: Millennials are going to storm Area 51 on September 20th in search of aliens instead of doing something productive like storming the concentration camps

Woke: Millennials are making Area 51 memes in order to distract from the fact that we are storming the concentration camps on September 20th

[thegeekrant]

This is what is happening

[rodrickheffeley]

Hot take™️

[earth-best-defender]

interesting of you to assume that Rhodey, Tony's certefied best friend and professional nerd wouldn't raid area 51... He'd probably be more subtle but you know he would

[thegeekrant]

Don't you think that Tony would already know what is going on in Area 51 and wouldn't raid it/he owns it

So wheres the section about that

[unsureavenger]

Tony: You know what they say.

Tony: Go big or go home.

Steve, tearing up: I’m begging you, Tony. For once, go home.

Tony, whispering: I’m going big.

[thegeekrant]

This is literally the plot of Avengers:Endgame

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[nessa007]

Men of the world need to be more like Jake Peralta

[atomictourists]

The best thing about Jake, though, is he didn’t start off this way. In season 1 he’s an immature, kinda gross dude, but he grows thanks to positive masculine influences in Captain Holt and Terry as well as his willingness to grow. Jake embodies the idea that good isn’t something you are, it’s something you do; he’s a great example of how it’s possible to grow and do better, even if it’s not always the easiest choice.

If more white boys were like Jake Peralta the world would be a better place.

[im-leaving-this-blog-now-bye-de]

when u remember rdj once said that he’s “portraying a really broken guy whose facade is that he’s confident” with tony stark and then u also remember that rdj sees tony stark as a reflection of himself

[van-dyne]

there are two types of dads

[tequilabumbum8]

Top 10 favourite tv series:

1) Doctor Who (BBC)

“In 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important”

[ironmess]

reasons iron man 3 matters:

male superhero having panic attacks 

anxiety being portraited as a serious issue 

tony being able to prove he is iron man with or without the suit

foreshadows that the actions of our heroes have consequences

shows how racist terrorist themes are used to install fear and violence 

tony hangs out with a kid most of the movie and it’s great

breaks the damsel in distress model and makes pepper save the day 

speaking of which she has powers and is badass