incorrect marvel

#THOR: you're all not worthy

[cevansbucky]

tony, angrily during an argument: fuck you!

steve: i'd rather fuck you, please!

tony: what?

natasha, from the other side of the room: he said he'd rather fuck you, tony

thor: and he said please too!

[cevansbucky]

tony: avengers, assemble! *snickering* ASS-emble

steve: tony! you are so inappropriate

tony: oh stop being a party pooper, i’m just making things a little more fun

steve: no, tony, quit your whining and put a cork in it

tony:

tony: tha-

steve: tony, no

tony: that’s wh-

steve: i’m warning you

tony: thatswhatshesaid

steve: nO

[lkjtq]

bonus:

[bolontiku]

Took me a minute to figure out the bonus

[cevansbucky]

bucky *in the 40's*: steve, what does "gay" mean?

steve: it means happy, buck

bucky *modern day*: steve makes me so gay

tony from the corner of the room: no way, same here!

the rest of the avengers: ok what the fuck-

[cevansbucky]

steve: i dunno bucky, do these jeans seem a little feminine to you?

bucky: no steve, they're unisex

steve: well, maybe you need sex. i had it two days ago

bucky: no- steve. u-n-i-sex

steve: well i mean... if you want to...

[cevansbucky]

tony: sleep is for the weak

peter: i just asked for your sleep schedule, please answer the question

tony: i have it scheduled for july 2nd

peter: mr stark it’s may...

[papertownsy]

Iron-dad and Spider-son saying goodbye to each other

[cevansbucky]

well i didn't want to cry today but here we are

[theavengers]

New official stills from “Avengers: Endgame”

[cevansbucky]

it's so hd you can see all the flaws this movie doesn't have

[cevansbucky]

the perfect car doesn't exi-

[silverink58]

One last time.

[cevansbucky]

i love you 3000, anthony edward stark

[incorrect-avengerss]

why do they look like they’re on The Office and they just told the camera that they’re dating

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

I SEE NO DIFFERENCE

[basic-cap-stan]

[cevansbucky]

i just... couldn't not have this on my page

[cevansbucky]

i am:

○ straight

○ homosexual

◎ completely obsessed with chris hemsworth, chris evans, sebastian stan, robert downey jr, tom holland, tom hiddleston, richard madden, taron egerton, every single member of one direction, and many more. it's becoming a problem.

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

Jdjsjsjsks

[nightskyblufaith]

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

i literally can’t breathe from this

[piwiskiwi]

Go d

[thejamesbondwannabe]

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

[bestofirondadfics]

This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash

[luvkaylz]

I’m always going to reblog this! If I don’t, then it means I’m dead

[cevansbucky]

tony: friday, reset all protocol names

friday: i’m sorry sir, the “i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me” action is restricted

tony: peter what the fuck-

[cevansbucky]

tony: *banging calculator on the table out of aggression*

steve: hey, don’t be mean to the calculator. would you like it if i banged you on the table?

tony:

tony: i don’t know the correct answer to that question

[cevansbucky]

i am inevitable

i am inevitabl

i am inevitab

i am inevita

i am inevit

i am inevi

i am inev

i am ine

i am in

i am i

i am ir

i am iro

i am iron

i am iron m

i am iron ma

i am iron man

[cevansbucky]

tony: hey kid, what do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

peter:

tony: *leaves room*

peter: hey wait mr stark i wanna know- ohhhh

[cevansbucky]

steve, hair ruffled *stumbles into room*: sorry i'm late guys, i was busy doing things

tony, zipping up his pants, shirt buttons still undone *appears in doorway*: i'm the things