whoop, there it is!

[toastbutteregg]

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[toastbutteregg]

[2111111111111-deactivated202403]

Learn to say “no” without feeling guilty.

[mwagneto]

facebook trends: BREAKING!! vaccines make your children GAY and AUTISTIC

twitter trends: gorgun mcfuck cancelled for saying orphans should be put to work in factories again

tiktok trends: here's why breathing is actually a sign of post traumatic adhd

tumblr trends:

[nawafass7-deactivated20220715]

Can i unfollow my problems?

[skywalkerapologist]

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.

[rcmclachlan]

#if you’re 17 and you came here in 2017 i’m sorry to tell you that YOU are the sadsack in this scenario #i’m like the chernobyl grandma that won’t leave but you saw the reactor melt and THEN you MOVED here (x)

[pokedext]

Are there ppl really unaware that Tumblr launched in 2007 and reached peak popularity in the early 2010’s… like honestly this place is a shell of what it use to be.

[writerswritecompany]

[aglionbyacademia]

I don’t want a job I want a cottage in the woods and paint, read and eat berries

[la-laborista-republiko]

[conscious-love]

dr.thema ~ Instagram

[scissorspider]

i was about to joke about how my political stance is “end lawnmower culture” but then it occurred to me that i actually Am against lawns as suburban status symbols and wastes of land that Could be used to sustain native flora & fauna and grow food for people, but no, instead they are these huge useless swaths of land that need Constant maintenance, the process of which is not only destructive, but Incredibly Loud

[turtletot43-deactivated20180723]

You know that actually is the purpose of a lawn? They started as a trend of the French monarchy - the ones revolutionaries beheaded for being self indulgent assholes.

It exists purely as a status symbol that says, “I have land but I don’t have to use it for anything productive. I can invest time, money and resources in maintaining an entirely useless crop on land I’m not farming just because it looks pretty.”

Lawns offend me.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Why have that stunted golf course in front of your suburban house if you can’t even water it? Get one of these instead.

[pollymol-deactivated20181115]

Unite Against the Lawn

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Pro tiny house, anti grass lawn. Prioritize practicality.

[whitefriartuck]

This is actually really interesting because back in the 1950s and 60s in Australia when we started getting large waves of Southern European migrants one thing the Italians and others would often so is buy a little suburban home, then tear out the ornamental flower beds and lawn and useless trees and plant fruits, vegetables, grapes and even olives. It was considered completely scandalous by their Anglo-Saxon neighbours because lawn was considered an aspirational thing and the ideal was to go from not needing a kitchen garden and having an ornamental garden to show how well you were doing.

[guerrillatech]

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

[synebluetoo]

Why would you hide that in the notes

[homunculus-argument]

Hey also you know the thing where a dog is determined to lick your face, but you don't want to get your face licked, so you kinda cup the dog's head between your hands, but what you failed to consider is that the dog is D E T E R M I N E D to lick your face, so they'll stretch their whole skin off their skull to make it happen like

[patrik-star]

[roenok]

Look at this quality cat, expanding her vocabulary.

[guerrillatech]

[vixxey]

👏 let 👏 people 👏 get 👏 sloppy 👏 on 👏 company 👏 time 👏

[pro-gay]

interesting how they didn’t share this instead where study show that productivity has actually increased, almost as if people tend to do their jobs more efficiently when they’re not miserable

Surprising Working From Home Productivity Statistics (2021)

With the world discovering alternative ways to work without human contact, the work from home force is getting a facelift.… Read More »

[porcupine-girl]

And both can be true simultaneously…. My BiL was just telling me that he’s so far ahead on his quotas (and his whole unit is) that their manager keeps telling them to slow down a little so he spends like 3 hrs a day on video games and is still ahead.

The ways we could restructure our economy if we were willing to admit that working people to the bone is NOT the most efficient way to do things and isn’t good for people OR companies…

[geocorn]

40 hour weeks are antiquated and abusive relics that no longer need to exist.

[leonardcohenofficial]

grad school really is like: i am the smartest person in this seminar. i am the biggest imposter in the world and have no idea why i signed up to do this for half a decade. i love academia. i hate sending emails. grading papers is hell. writing papers is hell. i love writing. i hate writing. i am overcaffeinated. i am dropping out and moving off the grid. i hate theory. i have to write a book. i am going to get a tenure track position. i love sending emails. i haven’t slept in weeks. i am a genius in my field. i am going through a full mental breakdown. i love school.  i have no idea what epistemology is