The Gender Man

random stream of consciousness bs + headcanon posting mostly

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

Guys help, my romance novel fix-it fic is turning into a thesis on man's tendency to create god.

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

You think fanfiction is all fun and games until you're squatting on your kitchen floor putting in-depth thought into figuring out when Satoru started wearing lipgloss

[krystalmelodie]

The things shoto has seen… Happy birthday Izuku you are so loved by everyone 💚

[shortbreadly]

i still think mha is so funny for that one bit where people are fangirling over hawks going like ‘omg he’s on the phone to his girlfriend!!’ and then it cuts to him calling dabi like. sure why not, it’s basically the same thing

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

I rewatched this scene and was talking about this exact thing I shit you not like seven hours ago😂

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

Back in 2022 I really didn't think mha would have a bittersweet ending, but rewatching, I now know that I missed a lot of signs.

The narration. It's all in the narration. Nothing with a happy ending is narrated by the main character in past tense.

“This is the story of how I became the world's greatest hero!” “It was an era of heroes!” Yeahhhhhh I see u bitch, that's some “there were dragons when I was a boy” bs, noooooooooooo thank you, been there done that

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

Ok but tell me why every shonen is allowed to copy Naruto's homework but NONE OF THEM CAN GIVE US A HAPPY ENDING THE WAY NARUTO DID. NARUTO GOT TO BE HOKAGE AND BANG SASUKE, WHY CAN'T IZUKU BE THE NO.1 HERO???? WHY GOD, WHY

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

Back in 2022 I really didn't think mha would have a bittersweet ending, but rewatching, I now know that I missed a lot of signs.

The narration. It's all in the narration. Nothing with a happy ending is narrated by the main character in past tense.

“This is the story of how I became the world's greatest hero!” “It was an era of heroes!” Yeahhhhhh I see u bitch, that's some “there were dragons when I was a boy” bs, noooooooooooo thank you, been there done that

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

I'm getting like... pre-sad for finishing mha because I only got to season six the first time and I'm on season five of my rewatch but I keep accidentally getting spoilers for the end and I am livid and miserable

[miauiz]

normal girls 💗💗

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

Togachako angst in 2026

I'm home

[caseofspoons]

Am I old? What do u mean kiribaku is a rarepair now? shinkami? tododeku? shigadabi? tsuchako? tokotsuyu? momojirou? DABIHAWKS??? are we losing the ancient texts??? My mom never watched anime before so I put her on to bnha as it was one of my first anime and I'm rewatching it with her (she loves it sm) but now I'm going back to the fandom after years and like guys what happened?? I feel like I'm tweaking?? like back in the day a rarepair would be seroiida. NO MORE INKO/ALL MIGHT????

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

I watched up until half way through season six in 2022 and then stopped. I'm rewatching to finish it now and on season five but haven't really got back into the fandom until like an hour ago WDYM INKO/ALL MIGHT IS DEAD????? HOTWINGS????? KIRIBAKUUUUU????????

[stonewoods]

my gift to the dabihawks fandom

[magpiewrenn]

Hawks perfecting his mask, pulling the wool over the eyes of everyone he meets

Except Dabi, who somehow sees straight through him, no matter how hard Hawks tries

It’s JARRING to have hidden so well only for some Villain to come along and pry him apart with ease

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

I get back on tumblr and immediately see blasian Izuku. I am where I belong.

[draconym]

Yesterday I was at my local antique store and I was chatting with the owner, with whom I've been acquainted for nearly a decade because I love buying people's used junk and I'm always in there, and he revealed that he has a husband who loves Victorian furniture.

This didn't surprise me but I also like to think that I obviously read as some flavor of dyke and I immediately wondered why he had never mentioned his husband in conversation before. "Why today, after nine years of stopping by this store on my way home from work?" I thought. Then I got home and took off my wallet chain and noticed the new charm I added to it last week:

Don't underestimate the power of cheesy little rainbow trinkets in building community, I guess

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

Geto “Talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what you're for. Shake hands with him, charm her” Suguru and Gojo “this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother/Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Soon that attitude may be your doom” Satoru

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

Satoru is History Has Its Eyes On You now btw, if anyone was wondering.

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

Geto “Talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what you're for. Shake hands with him, charm her” Suguru and Gojo “this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother/Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Soon that attitude may be your doom” Satoru

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

All the femboys I know are at least half Russian and I think this needs to be studied

[thegenderman-ilikemenderman]

Geto Suguru truly was so fuckin delicious