tinydeathboy

© 1996 | any pronouns | cat mom ♡ mars. loving my qplp cas, my partner emi, and my childe bitsy. 正勝吾勝

[pmamtraveller]

By Jensen Couch

[bobdylanyaoi]

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

[ginkasei]

life is a cycle of getting hurt and then keeping your heart open anyways

[tidesandtwilight]

sorry I texted you back in 0.3 seconds. your presence in my life is a constant joy and talking to you makes it worth it

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of weariness

[rhigu]

Some ritual spells require teamwork!

Unfortunately, in order to open a line of communication with his mom, who is a succubus, Ratha must have a complicated relationship with intimacy.

[squeakitties]

[thememedaddy]

[draconym]

My local animal shelter (BARCS) just got an influx of 369 birds from a shitass pet store, which is a truly terrifying number of parrots to have inside a building. BUT: there's a donation drive going on right now where you can vote for a pet's face to go on a beer can for their annual BARCStoberfest. Every single vote is a dollar towards animal rescue!!!

You can vote for your favorites such as Tylenol, El Eiwi Gordito, and Cheese here on their website!

[senatortedcruz]

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[anglaised]

Netanyahu being a war criminal isnt even like a hidden thing or whatever like it’s a bare minimum fact to state that but im fr like worried bout mamdani now that he made that vid like. very bare minimum for ana median politician its just worrying bc of how much trump keeps targeting him 4 being like a bare minimum decent politician here + the democratic party getting rlly mad at him as well it’s like ok mr mandani imma need u to step up the security fr, its nice that he turned down a pay raise bill publicly like very cool of u but u might need the money to beef up ur home security actually

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

[abalidoth]

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

[mouseonamoose]

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

[archenarrow]

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[scribefindegil]

everyone saying "oh I didn't realize this was about moving house I thought you just meant like. physically moving your body": I have chronic fatigue. it is also about that.

[sparrowlucero]

lords of the forest fire

(available on my kofi as adoptables!)