Put on your war paint.

Melissa. 23.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[angelicguy]

there is really nothing more satisfying than the purchase of a nice jacket

[localadmin]

FACTS

[angelicguy]

please dont yell.

[localadmin]

ᶠᵃᶜᵗˢ

[angelicguy]

thank you.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[loveybun-deactivated20170904]

apparently sometimes bees sleep in flowers and that makes me so happy like i can rest well knowing that there’s a bee out there sleeping in a flower.

[r2--d2]

[minervafan]

My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.

[orannisthesquirrelking]

I approve of punctuation jokes.

[sharpestrose]

I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.

[culturavibe-blog]

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[fuckyeahtattoos]

[oessa]

fireworks on sunday  it was so beautiful  and kind of looks like space

[inkdotgallery]

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[hell-homer]

[swolizard]

I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

[birdasaurus]

[unchichi-deactivated20201020]

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

[dirty--chai]