Mae govannen

Shows I like and things that makes me smile

[bathroomcube]

spongebob shows off his sexual techniques

[yummiecornsyrup]

Moments before blasting gunk out of his cock

[bathroomcube]

yes!

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[oneheadtoanother]

[kaijuno]

[oneheadtoanother]

look at my head boy

[crtter]

[user-300]

Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.

[dogpuppy]

[buggirl-lunesta]

average adams county sheriffs department officer on the stand:

[badassdemonsword]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[edelweiss123]

"man, I wish there was more bisexual representation in media... 😔"

*monkey's paw curls one finger*

[baddywronglegs]

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

[wanderer-chronicles]

Yes.

[tumblr] is a flat circle.

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[beggars-opera]

MA'AM??? YOU DROPPED YOUR CROWN???

[survivablyso]

this is AMAZING

[kittydealer]

u/ViolettePuppet

[weird-goodbyes]

warning: once you hit thirty you’ll start having weeks so bizarre and awful that stand up comedians will want to farm you for content

[flipchild]

Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "More, more monkeys jumping on the bed"..!

—𝐷𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑊𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠

[importantcatpics]