Eris

@eriskind

but y'all can call me Jewel. I am demisexual, Adult, and go by she/her and they/them pronouns. I love dragons, books, anime, tv, and movies. please be aware that this blog is not centered on anything particular, contains nsfw work, and is not appropriate for anyone under the age of 18 as the things that may pop up may include sex or that of the sexual variety, please be aware. no minors should follow my blog for both of our comfort and safety. ANTI-TERF. ANTI-FACIST. ANTI-NAZI. FUCK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE. Let me make this abundantly clear. NO MINORS are to engage with me. this includes, but especially pertinent to, discourse. I'm just not comfortable with it.

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pris-cas

Lesson #18 Adrenaline

That came to me after watching a TikTok of some guy just jumping down a slope and being like “yeah checks out” after seeing it was sponsored by red bull.

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Thank you to my super beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@the-asexual-winter

@stelosia

special-lucky-chosen-one

me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly

me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It

lavenderprose

Every time I see a gifset of the stairwell kiss I'm like oh surely this has been slowed down. It hasn't! He is genuinely lingering like that. Do you do that with all your hookups Ilya. Jesus fucking Christ genuinely are you okay. Is the We Meet Up We Fuck Is Simple in the FUCKING ROOM WITH US. what are you DOING man.

pris-cas

Lesson #21 sleep walking!

(In the book it’s mentioned that Rocky has five hearts btw!)

FYI there will be fewer post for a while, terribly sorry 💔💔

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Thank you to everyone who had the idea and recommended it to me!

Thank you to my amazing beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@the-asexual-winter

@stelosia

tinylilhollander

David jumping to all stars as the moment where Shane and Ilya first hooked up is so funny when you think about it. "You had such great chemistry." Like it's funny enough if he thought they hooked up because of their chemistry on the ice. It's even funnier if he thought they fucked to get that chemistry. He assumes they arrived there as enemies and had sex as some kind of really intense get-along shirt.

depsidase

brightlotusmoon

yeoldenews

A selection of animals from various 17th and 18th century calligraphy copybooks which were drawn with single lines to practice (and show off) penmanship strokes.

maybe-flora

i find it so funny how we collectively as a fandom have resorted to 'and shane is out of the house doing a commercial' as the one all-encompassing excuse for any post-TLG headcanon where they have to not be in the same place for plot reasons, because it's an actual mental gymnastic to conjure up any other circumstances where they would ever willingly be apart once married.