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[dankmemeuniversity]

[hgedits]

Just because we’re floor workers doesn’t mean we’re morons.

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

listen, if I ever to get to that point where someone asks me what advice id give to the youths or whatever, it’d be unionise. join a union, get your friends to join a union, get your co-workers to join a union. Thatcher and her cronies destroyed the unions in the 80s for a reason. UNIONISE.

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You either die a hero or live long enough to clock out and become the customer

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captain-snark]

this is how disability works in america

[thetrippytrip]

I wish the world would understand..

[lesbianhaircut]

Good post but I have to admit my favorite part is the anime religious girls

[sacrificetheory]

they have the power of god AND anime on their side

[theglitteringthong]

I can’t believe how long I’ve had a tumblr

[sweeterthanabumblebee]

today I affirm: there is a light in me that cannot be dimmed. i am worthy, i am able, and i am enough

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[sushinfood]

Finally, Someone Understands

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[samwiselastname]

berries.

berries.

berries.

[moonlightandmarble]

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

[zorkat]

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.  Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

[alexi-bear]

Big Tofu

[sharketypes]

You know what?

I am annoying sometimes.

And that’s okay. It’s not the death sentence I was led to believe. People will love me even if I can’t read their signals sometimes. Not understanding is forgivable. I don’t have to hold myself back so I don’t annoy anyone ever.

The people who love me know I get excited. And I am still loved.

[queerglassescutie]

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

[queerglassescutie]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nowhites]

i love sleeping and being mentally unavailable

[leo-does-languages]

Duo’s getting weirder and weirder

[pettycentral]