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alexi-bear

I think I'm shadow banned on this account so I'm gonna be making a new one.

Also I have a new sona.

Also apparently I've become a man eating horror.

Womanhood brings fun changes~

alexi-bear

@sommeinconnue is the new one~ feel free to say hi 🖤

I think I'm shadow banned on this account so I'm gonna be making a new one.

Also I have a new sona.

Also apparently I've become a man eating horror.

Womanhood brings fun changes~

#personal

orpheusilver

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

orpheusilver

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

himborc

when ur fav male character isnt romanceable

dakt37

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

dakt37

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

dakt37

Good news, everyone!! 🎉

the-composite-doll

@l3irdl3rain

wistfulelfgirl-deactivated20231

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

blujaynoodles

pocketss

leave your laundry on the floor for them

what-even-is-thiss

A lot of Americans have been tired for a long time of our country trying to be the military and political and cultural center of the universe but does anyone at the top of the food chain listen to any of that? No.

what-even-is-thiss

It’s tiring knowing that over half of your tax dollars are going towards buying new airplanes to threaten other countries with when there’s hungry and disenfranchised people at home. That’s money that could be going towards feeding people both at home and abroad, giving what soldiers we do have better wages, getting us better healthcare, giving startup loans to small businesses, enforcing laws meant to dissuade unethical business practices.

But instead? Big tanks. Interfering in yet another war we shouldn’t have any say in. We’ve been tired of this for decades now but will the people at the top do anything about it? Nope.

mig-murgthenurg

So some Helldivers 2 players have the media literacy of a fetus and are begging Arrowhead "not to add politics into the game." In this case, obviously a dogwhistle for POC and Queer stuff (Ignoring that all 3 crew members of your Super Destroyer are black.)

My response? Pride Capes.

I want Arrowhead to add Pride Capes come June and I want all of the LGBTQ Pride Flags.

I wanna see Trans Capes billow beautifully in the shockwave of an ICM.

I wanna see Non-Binary Capes decorated with the blood of an Automaton Hulk.

I wanna see Gay Capes sway majestically in the Super Destroyer which has wind to blow your capes weirdly enough.

Pride Capes!!

It'll scare away the Neanderthals and we can be left to defend Democracy in peace. Plus, they'd actually look sick as fuck.