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tired. angry and hopeless and tired. if you want to see depression postings from a girl that has none of her shit together after 3 decades of surviving against her will, reblogs of images of beautiful women, and memes that are only funny if you're also an unhealthy level of high, feel free to follow me!

[gracefuldisasters]

you are so right

Conversations in Italian, circa 1996 - 🍄🍄36

Well, this was a wild ride. Cheers, guys

[r0ttenivy]

tell her she’s pretty while you have your fingers inside her

[nitewrighter]

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

[nitewrighter]

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

[pretend-wizard]

would you have sex with a ghost

obviously

no, problematic age gap

no, not a sexhaver

no, other

ghosts aren't real yet

Remaining time: 11 hours 52 minutes

[pretend-wizard]

how much research would you do to make sure the ghost isn't related to you

what

uh i mean i would ask at least

i only fuck ghosts from 50+ generations back

i guess it's ancestry dot com time

i don't discriminate

family isn't real either

Remaining time: 11 hours 56 minutes

[dogdykeafternoon]

robotgirl who has the purple translucent plastic where her underwear and bra would be

[frontmansdefender]

[vlueauvier]

mouse earring

[avakynx]

[lesbx]

The year of the tgirl thighjob

[lesbx]

this is the year we figure out how to get pregnant from it

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[stuffingandsadism]

scientists still no closer to identifying what makes the “we shouldn’t be doing this” element so hot in scenes

[luna-azzurra]

Writers cannot watch a movie normally. we are sitting there going "oh that's the inciting incident" and "they introduced that object too early it's obviously coming back" and "this dialogue is doing three things at once good for them" while everyone else is just. watching the movie. having a normal experience. feeling feelings without labelling them. i envy that so much and i would never give it up.

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[wubrh]

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[toenzy]

I'm weighing the pain of inaction against the pain of colossal effort which is subsequently received with..... nothing.

I am undecided.

[the-quasar-hero]

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

[dreamyslothbunny]

WRONG! Time travel beam

[the-quasar-hero]

[areawest]

クソ、これはダメだ。

[the-quasar-hero]

さて、私は何をすべきでしょうか？

[sometimes-me]

[tumblr]人は、人形のようにｊｐｅｇで遊ぶことが大好きだね。。。