klaus is 90% of the Golden Dawn’s impulse control

and that’s a fact. (Vanitas, They/Them)

[thegoldendawn]

 ignore this lmao

[thegoldendawn]

Mimosa: Yuno you really should apologize to Alecdora

Yuno: fine

Yuno:... unfuck you or whatever

Haha, basically.

[thegoldendawn]

Klaus: Okay, you know what? You’re in time-out.

Klaus: Get on top of the fridge. Get up there.

Langris, climbing onto the fridge: THIS SQUAD IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

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you ever go back and rewatch your favorite movies from when you were a kid and realize that the cowardly sidekick character was honestly kind of a mood?

l was watching some random movie with my little sister called “The Stolen Princess” off amazon prime which was meh and then, instead of liking the main characters, I ended up preferring Nestor out of all of them

like the man’s a play writer who is unnecessarily overdramatic and thinks the male lead is an idiot for going to the mysterious magic world to save some chick he knew for three hours

he even like stops in the middle of nowhere and drops everything to write because he thought of a good joke he wanted to include in his play

 if that’s not relatable, idk what is

[thegoldendawn]

Mimosa: Excuse my language, but what the fuck is that?

Alecdora: It’s a statue. I made it with Siren and Hamon.

Mimosa: It’s staring into my soul. William Vangeance is staring into my soul and I hate it.

David: Did you have to put it in the middle of the communal cafeteria? It really is staring into our souls...

Yuno: Your obsession with our captain is getting very concerning. 

Alecdora:

Alecdora: ...You’re right. It is staring into my soul. It has to go. 

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Zenon: No. You know what? Fuck you. *un-goldens your dawn*

[officialgoldendawnupdates]

To whoever ate the last cherry tart:

Our deepest condolences. We will make sure your funeral is nice. Please make sure to write your will and perhaps tell us your favorite flower within the next five minutes.

[code-hades]

I regret nothing. My will is that another cherry tart will never be made after me eating it. Flower of choice would be roses.

[thegoldendawn]

AHA, SO IT WAS YOU! PREPARE TO EXPERIENCE THE PAIN OF BEING TORN IN HALF BY MY FUCKING PORTALSDFGHJKZLSLK

We apologize, we’re experiencing…technical difficulties. Thank you for your response. I’m sure we’ll find you some lovely roses.

[thegoldendawn]

Shit wrong blog just pretend that wasn’t me lmao

[officialgoldendawnupdates]

To whoever ate the last cherry tart:

Our deepest condolences. We will make sure your funeral is nice. Please make sure to write your will and perhaps tell us your favorite flower within the next five minutes.

[code-hades]

I regret nothing. My will is that another cherry tart will never be made after me eating it. Flower of choice would be roses.

[thegoldendawn]

AHA, SO IT WAS YOU! PREPARE TO EXPERIENCE THE PAIN OF BEING TORN IN HALF BY MY FUCKING PORTALSDFGHJKZLSLK

We apologize, we’re experiencing...technical difficulties. Thank you for your response. I’m sure we’ll find you some lovely roses.

[thegoldendawn]

*Pre Elf Arc*

Alecdora: Hey, Captain, what do you want to eat?

Patri: The souls of the innocent-

William: A bagel

Patri: NO!

William: Two bagels

[thegoldendawn]

Hey, guess who finally decided to make an email to get this account confirmed instead of keyboard smashing because of laziness? Yep. I made a secondary blog, @officialgoldendawnupdates, which is essentially an in-universe Golden Dawn blog where Nothing Bad Ever Happens. Feel free to take a look. :D

[thegoldendawn]

*The Golden Dawn dancing off the Spade invaders*

David: We’re not scared of you, and you’re going down!

Letoile: David.

Letoile: David, they have devil powers.

Letoile: David, they have a member of the Dark Triad with them.

Letoile: DAVID, WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!

Letoile: Wait, I have Another Atlas, IT’S PREPARE TO DIE LOSERS-

[thegoldendawn]

I made a typo here, it’s supposed to be “facing” and not “dancing,” but honestly the idea of the Golden Dawn in a dance-off with the Spade Kingdom gives me life and is much more pleasant than reality, so I’ll leave it.

[thegoldendawn]

*The Golden Dawn dancing off the Spade invaders*

David: We’re not scared of you, and you’re going down!

Letoile: David.

Letoile: David, they have devil powers.

Letoile: David, they have a member of the Dark Triad with them.

Letoile: DAVID, WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!

Letoile: Wait, I have Another Atlas, IT’S PREPARE TO DIE LOSERS-

[thegoldendawn]

Langris: *sleeping on couch*

Finral: *fires gun*

Langris, abruptly waking up: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!

[thegoldendawn]

David: I’m quick at math.

William: Okay, what’s 38 times 76?

David: 24.

William: That’s not even close.

David: But it was quick.

[thegoldendawn]

is there a trope where like the boss of a criminal organization keeps their Good Civilian and Violent Mafia Boss identities separate, but everyone thinks the two identities are close so an opposing organization kidnaps the character while they’re being a Good Civilian and holds them ransom, demanding for Violent Mafia Boss to come over, which is an issue because Good Civilian is Violent Mafia Boss

or do I just...not read enough fanfiction?

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[thegoldendawn]

They do meet and Marx teaches Klaus how to be a mega nag. Yuno is mad because the mushroom man is making his life hell

That absolutely happens and is now yet another new Klaus headcanon