[nervouspearl]

[faerytale-wings]

aaaaand more Forge!Fili. Cleaning up after work~

Yeaaaa…..yea.

http://fineartamerica.com/featured/forge-fili-lydia-kinsey.html

[bragiart]

Me likey

[outosumi-deactivated20190903]

yes

[verucaseether1999]

[s-uchgreatheights]

Fucking asshole I love you

[thegoldprince]

(Like fore a starter)

[thegoldprince]

My activity is a little Erebor....

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Yes Master

"Don’t come until I tell you." Legolas ordered from his place on his knees in front of Fili. To anyone passing by, it would seem that Fili was in charge with Legolas kneeling in front of him and looking up at him through his lashes, but they knew otherwise. "Don’t make me punish you, babe. I want to ride this fat dick of yours."

[thegoldprince]

His hands tightened in his hair, squeezing slightly as his hips quivered. “Oh god master please, please I need to feel you, I need to have you ride me before I cum,” he begged, groaning as his head tilted back, the blond trying desperately not to buck into his boyfriends mouth. His lover had all the control when it came to the bedroom and he loved it. He always had to be so in control outside in the real world, but here it was just him and Legolas, and a hot demanding boyfriend got whatever he wanted.

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Another groan slipped from Legolas as he took more of his cock into his mouth. His hand wrapped around the base of Fili’s length as a reminder that he couldn’t come until he got permission. When he felt that he had teased him enough, Legolas pulled away and pressing a kiss to the head before straightening up. “What do you think that your friends would think if they saw you right now, coming apart under the tiny little art student. I’m sure they would expect you to be pinning me to the wall and fucking me until I scream, but that’s not what my sweet pet wants. Is it?” He purred, pushing Fili back into a sitting position so he could straddle him.

[thegoldprince]

Fili watched him, swallowing as he looked up at his lover.  "Please master, I need you. They can think all they want. Their small minds would never understand what we have, how much I love taking your commands," he moaned, looking up as Legolas straddled him

[akita-sensei]

Fili would be King…. yes

[inja-y-ddraig]

someone draw the whole company hugging Fíli (because everyone loves him, yesyes)

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Yes Master

"Don’t come until I tell you." Legolas ordered from his place on his knees in front of Fili. To anyone passing by, it would seem that Fili was in charge with Legolas kneeling in front of him and looking up at him through his lashes, but they knew otherwise. "Don’t make me punish you, babe. I want to ride this fat dick of yours."

[thegoldprince]

"Yes Master, I will tell you everything," he whispered, feeling his cock spring out of his boxers to slap against his belly. Gently he carded his fingers into Legolas’ hair, squeezing gently to make sure he had a good grip on his hair. He shifted slightly to make sure he was comfortable for their upcoming activity. "Please. Master, I need to feel your hot mouth around my cock."

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

A quiet groan slipped from Legolas’ lips when he felt those fingers tighten in his hair. “Harder,” He demanded in a low voice before wrapping his lips around the head of Fili’s cock. If there was one thing he loved the most about having sex with his boyfriend, it was feeling the heavy weight of his cock in his mouth as he slowly drove Fili mad. While others might see it as a submissive gesture, Legolas was comfortable in the fact that he had complete control over Fili in the bedroom.

[thegoldprince]

His hands tightened in his hair, squeezing slightly as his hips quivered. “Oh god master please, please I need to feel you, I need to have you ride me before I cum,” he begged, groaning as his head tilted back, the blond trying desperately not to buck into his boyfriends mouth. His lover had all the control when it came to the bedroom and he loved it. He always had to be so in control outside in the real world, but here it was just him and Legolas, and a hot demanding boyfriend got whatever he wanted.

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Yes Master

"Don’t come until I tell you." Legolas ordered from his place on his knees in front of Fili. To anyone passing by, it would seem that Fili was in charge with Legolas kneeling in front of him and looking up at him through his lashes, but they knew otherwise. "Don’t make me punish you, babe. I want to ride this fat dick of yours."

[thegoldprince]

Fili whined softly, hips rocking up slightly. “Ah, fuck. master please, I need to feel your mouth around my cock. You’re so good to me, you look after me so well,” he whimpered softly. Fili’s jeans were starting to tent

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

"Do me a favor sweetie and tangle your finger’s in my hair. Make sure to pull when you fell like you’re close." Legolas carefully unbuttoned Fili’s jeans and slid them and his boxers down just far enough to free his dick. "Remember not to stop talking to me. I want to know everything, baby from how my mouth feels around your cock to how you can’t wait for me to fuck myself on your cock. But you have to be a really good boy if you want that."

[thegoldprince]

"Yes Master, I will tell you everything," he whispered, feeling his cock spring out of his boxers to slap against his belly. Gently he carded his fingers into Legolas' hair, squeezing gently to make sure he had a good grip on his hair. He shifted slightly to make sure he was comfortable for their upcoming activity. "Please. Master, I need to feel your hot mouth around my cock."

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[pickacardandpray]

Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Yes Master

"Don’t come until I tell you." Legolas ordered from his place on his knees in front of Fili. To anyone passing by, it would seem that Fili was in charge with Legolas kneeling in front of him and looking up at him through his lashes, but they knew otherwise. "Don’t make me punish you, babe. I want to ride this fat dick of yours."

[thegoldprince]

Fili nodded slightly, watching his boyfriend on his knees infront of him. “I’ll be good, Master, I won’t cum until you tell me to,” he whispered, panting softly. His cock twitched at the sight of his beautiful blonde between his legs.

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

"That’s my good boy," Legolas purred, leaning forward to mouth at his cock through his trousers. "Talk to me, sweetie. Tell me what’s running through that mind of yours while I suck you off," He ordered as his hands slid up to unbuckle his belt. 

[thegoldprince]

Fili whined softly, hips rocking up slightly. "Ah, fuck. master please, I need to feel your mouth around my cock. You're so good to me, you look after me so well," he whimpered softly. Fili's jeans were starting to tent

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Kings and Queens || High School AU || Closed

[thegoldprince]

Fili flushed slightly at the joke that, stammering before making a weird noise and running off to grab the two of them drinks. Oh god what was he doing. Did Legolas actually like him? Oh god what was he doing?! He had to take a few deep breaths as he got two drinks.

He turned, carrying two drinks, nearly bumping into an angry looking Arwen

"You can’t hang out with him. He’s a faggot. If you keep talking to him people will think you are too!" She sneered, taking one of the drinks off him. Fili stared at her, too shocked to say anything about her total ignorance.

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Legolas huffed when he saw Arwen accost Fili, and before he knew it, he found himself walking towards them and casually taking the glass from her. 

"You’re only mad because you walked in on me making out with your brother at dad’s Christmas party last year," Legolas laughed and leaned against Fili for a moment, just to see her grow more angry. 

"I should probably find Tau before she hurts someone. Save a dance for me, okay Fili?" 

[thegoldprince]

Fili chuckled softly as she looked like she was going to snap his neck. The jock felt a warm tingle run through him as Legolas leant against him. He smiled into his cup as he took a sip. 

"You got it, you make sure my brothers girlfriend doesn't try and sneak him in somehow. Check bags, he's small enough to fit in someone's clutch."

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Yes Master

"Don’t come until I tell you." Legolas ordered from his place on his knees in front of Fili. To anyone passing by, it would seem that Fili was in charge with Legolas kneeling in front of him and looking up at him through his lashes, but they knew otherwise. "Don’t make me punish you, babe. I want to ride this fat dick of yours."

[thegoldprince]

Fili nodded slightly, watching his boyfriend on his knees infront of him. "I'll be good, Master, I won't cum until you tell me to," he whispered, panting softly. His cock twitched at the sight of his beautiful blonde between his legs.

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Kings and Queens || High School AU || Closed

[thegoldprince]

"You’ve obviously met my brother at some point in a capacity. Last holiday when my uncle took us to Disneyland, he was such a downer the whole flight over when he couldn’t stay in contact with Tauriel," he snorted, smiling at the other.

"Well seeing as I have an empty flask in my pocket, I would say it was spiked. So did you want a drink ?"

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Legolas took a second to look thoughtful, trying not to smile and ruin the joke before it began. “No, I don’t think I have beyond stealing Tauriel’s phone when they were being really annoying, but I did meet this one boy. He’s kind of short, blond, on the football team, and hasn’t been able to take his eyes off me all night. Do you know him?” He teased, eyes shining with humor.

"I would love a drink," Legolas said, feeling a smirk tugging at his lips. Leave it to Fili to spike the drinks. 

"You should hurry. This will actually get started soon, and the line of girls trying to drink away the pain of not being queen will make getting a drink later an absolute nightmare." He couldn’t help but laugh at the thought. 

[thegoldprince]

Fili flushed slightly at the joke that, stammering before making a weird noise and running off to grab the two of them drinks. Oh god what was he doing. Did Legolas actually like him? Oh god what was he doing?! He had to take a few deep breaths as he got two drinks.

He turned, carrying two drinks, nearly bumping into an angry looking Arwen

"You can't hang out with him. He's a faggot. If you keep talking to him people will think you are too!" She sneered, taking one of the drinks off him. Fili stared at her, too shocked to say anything about her total ignorance.

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

Kings and Queens || High School AU || Closed

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

"I’m kind of glad that you didn’t bring him. They would be absolutely unbearable at this point." Legolas laughed and pushed his hair behind his delicately pointed ear. "Then again, I don’t think Tauriel has been off of her phone since we got here," He chuckled quietly.

"I’m sure that you’ll look wonderful with a crown. Just save a dance for me, your highness?" He asked playfully, hoping that Fili wouldn’t mock him for it.

[thegoldprince]

Fili chuckled softly, nodding slightly. “No doubt Kili is on the other end, the two of them are so cute together.”

"Well I suppose this king can save a dance for a nobleman such as yourself. I have to get the crown first though. And if the Queen will let me off a leash for dancing with anyone else," he teased playfully. "Did you want a drink? I can grab us both one."

[archerofthegreenwood-deactivate]

"Of course. I’m pretty sure their entire world would crumble if they were out of touch for more than an hour." Legolas rolled his eyes fondly.

"Oh I am sure that I could steal you away for a dance or two, if I promise to dance with the queen as well. I can be quit persuasive when I wish." Legolas tilted his head slightly. "Do you think it’s been spiked yet?" He asked instead of giving an answer, feeling a smirk tugging at his lips.

[thegoldprince]

"You've obviously met my brother at some point in a capacity. Last holiday when my uncle took us to Disneyland, he was such a downer the whole flight over when he couldn't stay in contact with Tauriel," he snorted, smiling at the other.

"Well seeing as I have an empty flask in my pocket, I would say it was spiked. So did you want a drink ?"