The Good Place Incorrect

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MANNY JACINTO 71st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, CA | September 22, 2019

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D’ARCY CARDEN 71st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, CA | September 22, 2019

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Eleanor: You flushed your shoes down the toilet? Why would you do that?

Michael: It’s an anxiety thing Eleanor. Everybody’s moving so fast all of a sudden, it freaks me out. Flushing things gives me control. It’s a thing.

Eleanor: That’s not a thing.

Michael: It’s a thing!

Eleanor: That’s not a thing!

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Well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

-Eleanor

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Eleanor: I’m having feelings again, like some kind of 14 year old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Chidi: Yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life.

Eleanor: Do you?

Chidi: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?

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Eleanor: Up until I was like 9, I thought gun point was an actual place where crimes happened.

Chidi: How is that possible?

Eleanor: Well think about it, you always hear it on the news. “A man is being held up at gunpoint”, “Tourists are being terrorized at gunpoint”. And I just kept thinking ‘why do people continue to go there?’

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Chidi: What’s your favorite hobby?

Jason: Magnets.

Chidi: Okay, what, making magnets? Collecting magnets? Playing with magnets?

Jason: Just magnets.

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Michael: I’ve got this completely under control.

Shawn: Is that why everything’s on fire?

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Jason : Hey, wait! I’m having one of those things- A headache with pictures!

Tahani: An idea?

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Eleanor: How dumb do they think we are???

Jason: Sometimes Tahani leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Jason: Whoa, Tahani’s acting a little…

Chidi: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?

Jason: I was gonna say “cray-cray”.

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Eleanor: You see this? This is my 'I don't care face'.

Chidi : That's your everyday face.

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Eleanor: Why do I keep you around?

Chidi: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.

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Eleanor: Why are you wearing a tux?!

Tahani: It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?

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Sorry for the lack of posts but

But thanks for 1200 followers!!!!

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Jason: Janet, you’re like an angel with no wings.

Janet: So like a person.