#source: iasip

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Val: I don't know how you guys live with yourselves.

Everyone, simultaneously: One day at a time.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: I'm gonna go to bed.

Cass: Go to bed? What are you, forty?

Jason: We're the same age!

[ricketycr1cks]

And if I say Mac grew up equating love to cigarette burns and absent fathers and getting told to toughen up, that Mac doesn’t understand love that isn’t conditional, love without equal parts hate or distaste, that never in his life has Mac understood earnest love, that even though Dennis isn’t trying to, he often ends up re-confirming this idea in Macs head, that love is hatred, that-

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Dally: “I’m having - this is crazy, but I’m having feelings again. Like some kinda fourteen-year-old kid or somethin. I mean, you remember feelings, right?”

Ponyboy: “yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.”

Dally: “do you?”

Ponyboy: “wait, are you saying you don’t have feelings?”

[vices-aand-virtues]

Xaden (after meeting Violet): This is crazy. I'm having...feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Garrick: ...yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Xaden: Do you?

Garrick: ...are you saying you don't have feelings?

[twolovelyberries]

everyone knows if you catch a leprechaun you get 3 wishes!

[incorrectringsofpower]

Elrond: Dude you are amazingly calm right now. Gil-galad: Yeah. Gil-galad: No. Well, I'm doing two things. Gil-galad: One: I buried it down deep. Gil-galad: And two: I'm deciding I might not believe that actually happened.

[incorrect-turn]

Rogers: I’m not scamming the government.

Washington: Your license plate says “SCAMMIN’.”