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Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip

#i loved the chris fleming jump scare #yes baby get that apple tv money #Widow's Bay

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do:

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omg

#oh my god she famous!!#finally started widow's bay and love it #Widow's Bay #Katie Dippold

sailorbrazil

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

#i do #she looks happy

riseofthecommonwoodpile

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

riseofthecommonwoodpile

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

#my mother smoked cigarettes while pregnant with me and my sister because she wanted smaller babies and admitted this to us without shame #so yeah if she also wasn't given both us eating disorders on top of that i bet we'd be as tall as our cousins (like 5'5" or something)

eroscestlavie

Marvel stop being pussy. Stick Tom Hiddleston under heavy UV radiation for a few months until he’s wrinkled like a grape just absolutely uncomfortable to look at absolutely sagging and shit and meanwhile start polishing Chris Hemsworth like a smooth rock and giving him those 2015 roids that they locked up for supply chain issues during phase 2 of the culture war and then only then deliver us an 8 hour Thor & Loki: Blood Brothers TV show. No AI no Robert Downey Jr back from the dead just everyone eating straight boiled chicken and skipping their skincare routine. I do not give a FUUUUCK

eroscestlavie

I’m talking SAGGING. Straight up BAD to look at. Maybe I’ll do it myself. Matters into my own hands. I kidnap Robert Eggers to direct but there’s a horny woman with a norse mythology PhD pulling his hair ratatouille style the entire time. Federal government on my trail because I stole all the military grade T and distributed it to my boys but before I did I went really crazy on these wealthy bodies. We overshoot Rob Rodi comic art facsimile and land in Liefeld territory it’s uncanny. End of the day before the wrap party which is just an extra pot of boiled chicken and some wonder bread Robert comes up to me he’s crying he’s in tears he just wants to know why. Why did you do it. There’s no lines. The camera can’t stay on them for as long as you want. It’s not natural. This is a very sick production. I can’t look at old Loki anymore. Who is this film for. I grasp him by the shoulders and say Rob it’s for me it’s always been for me. Now get out there and put on the greatest show the world has ever seen

#so there is one thing that an get excited about a marvel movie again and it is this exactly