:)

Love the life you live. Live the life you love.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[memewhore]

[chicks2010]

[meatgod]

I definitely need it today, meatGod approved

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

damn i hope everything going ok meatGod :(

[kingsupermepat-deactivated20220]

Reblogging to send extra good vibes to meatGod

[ambivalentlyyours]

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[canadianslut]

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

[blazepress]

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

[buttbuttgoose]

Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

The real cause of global warming

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[chessys]

i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure

[j-groffy-blog]

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

[ruinedchildhood]

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

me

[finndamerons-archive]

[memeguy-com]

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

not everything is about you

that’s fucked up and i refuse to believe it

[seitanic-space-mermaid]

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

[batmanbrownies-deactivated20241]

I was expecting something where someone was being judgemental and nasty but got a pleasant surprise I love this