Bart Allen's Crash Blog

An indie Bart Allen rp blog. Mun 18+, semi-selective, multiverse/multiship.

[thegoof]

"I am so not paper white! I'm a lovely ivory complexion." He looked at his hand then set it down. "...Yeah, the fire bush problem could be solved by turning around."

[thegoof]

"Nah, I'm fine being regular naked in my regular room. Besides, red hair. That would take some weird paint to work out. A single red bar of paint across the room at hair level would be suspicious."

[thegoof]

"They're already weirded out by one thing or another. The food...the gaming...the noises from random rooms, nudity against a wall would only be a new form of awkward."

[animxxxlistic-deactivated202005]

“I want to figure out exactly what shade of green I am so I can paint a room that color and disappear into it.”

[thegoof]

"Dude, it would be so much easier to transform into a chameleon. Then, you could hide in any room!"

[thegoof]

"Come on. We're running away."

“Where are we running? Are we going at normal pace or warp speed? I have so many questions.”

[thegoof]

The dogs ran in excited circles. Bart picked up the smaller one. “Europe is cool! Castles…more castles…bread. It’s worth a go.” He set the dog down. They resumed running in circles. “We can’t stay away too long, but there’s no harm in a vacation.”

He smiled and dashed Jason to Brussels. He dashed back with the dogs on leashes. “…Or, like, a super long vacation.

[formerlynightboy-blog]

*Touches ur hand.* Lolol, made a pass, nerd.

“Nerrrrrrrrd”

[thegoof]

Nerdddddddddddd! (FYI, this is the part where you should kiss me.)

[formerlynightboy-blog]

I guess. Pucker up.

[thegoof]

[formerlynightboy-blog]

*Touches ur hand.* Lolol, made a pass, nerd.

“Nerrrrrrrrd”

[thegoof]

Nerdddddddddddd! (FYI, this is the part where you should kiss me.)

[thegoof]

"Come on. We're running away."

"Where are we running? Are we going at normal pace or warp speed? I have so many questions."

[seriousfic]

“Nah, I try to eat light.”

[formerlynightboy-blog]

@thegoof

[thegoof]

(Stupid Tim and his stupid awesome extended comic runs.)

[mxnofmyxtery-deactivated2017082]

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Lets go!!!

“Whoa there, roadrunner. Put those dukes down… So I can pop ya right in the face like this!” 

Rex jokingly did a couple of jabs at the speedster not meant to actually hit him. He was just trying to humor Bart.

[thegoof]

He took Rex's hand and hopped to his feet. "Sounds good!" He grinned. "I'll pay for it too! Call it an applogy for randomly initiating a fake fight for two seconds. That's a good enough excuse."

[rxsurrxcted]

Ѡ (RIP Jason.)

Jason shut his eyes and took a deep breath. Because- shit. Shit. That’s really hot. Like, really, really hot. 

He took another deep breath before risking the glance down at his phone and quickly typing his text. 

[Text; Swan]: Bart? I think you accidentally sent me nudes.

[thegoof]

Bart blushed at the suggestion, only under the circumstances. He normally wouldn't mind. "...Yeah. You can come over." He held the phone between his head and shoulder as he slipped a sweatshirt over his pj top. "I'll even stay put. No trips, even though Egypt sounds good."

[thegoof]

He laughed. "You're doing it again, being too good to me!" He exhaled a shaky breath. "...I almost let myself think about what would happen if you forgot forever. But I can't! Isn't that crazy? I can't do it at all."

He held Jason's other hand. "You will. You will."

[mxnofmyxtery-deactivated2017082]

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Lets go!!!

“Whoa there, roadrunner. Put those dukes down… So I can pop ya right in the face like this!” 

Rex jokingly did a couple of jabs at the speedster not meant to actually hit him. He was just trying to humor Bart.

[thegoof]

"No way, big guy!" Bart laughed and dodged the blows. He jokingly took one and stumbled back. "No, I've been defeated!" He twirled on his foot, then laid across the floor.

He cupped his mouth. "3...2...1...Rex is the winner! The crowd cheers!"

[thegoof]

"I want to break up."

“Okay. I mean, that’s cool and all, but why?”

[thegoof]

Bart smiled and pulled him in a hug. "JJ, you're wrong on two things." He backed up, but kept a hold on his upper arms. "One, people talk bad about me all the time. Sometimes it's because I eat too much, sometimes it's because I talk too much, other times it's for no reason at all. I've had to fight for everything I have, and I'm happy to. I want to prove them wrong. It takes someone strong to power through, and I want to be strong enough to truly be a hero."

He held him just under his jaw and kissed his cheek. "Two, you're not their son. You're JJ, you're Tim. You're your own person before you're someone's kid. How you act isn't for anyone to say- it's for you to pick.

He smiled. "I can't let you break up with me because you think it'll give me a status boost. It won't, I don't care about it, and no hero turns away from someone they love for a petty thing like that."

[thegoof]

"I want to break up."

“Okay. I mean, that’s cool and all, but why?”

[thegoof]

"Bart?" JJ is in his normal spot, snuggled up on the other mans lap while the speedster reads, content to just- be close. His voice holds uncertainty, quiet and meek. Never a good sign. "...you know how much I love you right? That I always will?"

Bart flipped through books on his phone. He changed the book each second. When he heard JJ’s voice, he turned it off and put it away. “Yeah, I know. Why are you asking?”

[thegoof]

"Did you just compare someone getting their arm ripped off to having their organs rearranged? That's not- whatever, I'll pretend they're equally weird." He exhaled. "That's a relief. Am I allowed to see him?"

[thegoof]

"Bart?" JJ is in his normal spot, snuggled up on the other mans lap while the speedster reads, content to just- be close. His voice holds uncertainty, quiet and meek. Never a good sign. "...you know how much I love you right? That I always will?"

Bart flipped through books on his phone. He changed the book each second. When he heard JJ’s voice, he turned it off and put it away. “Yeah, I know. Why are you asking?”

[thegoof]

"Um, I'm not the medical professional of the two of us, but I can say that biology definitely doesn't work that way, and he'd totally be dead already if that was true." Bart rolled his eyes. "He passed out. He wouldn't tell me what was wrong. I could give you more information if he wasn't obstinate about it. How is he doing?"