God Damn Bullshit.

twenty two year old girl from upstate New York, likes donuts, screaming, and trying to remix popular songs to focus lyrically on the house cats. posts about everything and anything that makes me smile, makes me cry, or is simply interesting in between. thanks for visiting! <3

[waterest]

Paolo Sebastian / ig: paolo_sebastian

[8pxl]

Favorite art I made in 2017

This year has been very rewarding, I’ve grown a lot as an artist, even if I feel stagnant. I’m so proud of everything I’ve accomplished so far! I’m going to try to focus a lot more on my art is 2018, so hopefully it’ll be a great year of growth!

Check out my: patreon / shop / buy me a coffee

[valtsv]

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

[catchymemes]

[olearypoetry]

[graffquotes]

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most beautiful people in existence still get explosive diarrhea sometimes

[shakchunni]

do i deserve back pain at this age

[blythebaird]

[sixpenceee]

“My wife was in an accident about 2 months ago resulting in a severe brain injury. We thought we’d make the most of the situation! Zoinks!” -u/ryneoweb

[psych2go]

This Quiz Will Accurately Reveal The Creepiest Thing About You

 ⇨ Take The Quiz Here ⇦

Reblog this if you think it’s accurate and we will reblog your post!

[antopazas]

Surprisingly accurate…

[harbingerofsoup]

“emotionally volatile nightmare” accurate

[the90sfreshestdude]

“shockingly violent” yeah

[fernlom]

Emotional volatile nightmare

[z-artblog-deactivated20200703]

Emotionally Volatile Nightmare

[silverskye13]

Emotionally Volatile Nightmare

Well I couldda told you that without even needing the quiz.

[sindianstar]

“ Your Possessiveness Is Really Uncomfortable “

…. Yep

[dogboykennedy]

Two faced liar. That’s me. Lmfao

[xstx]

Scary accurate. Wow.

[sassy-potato-yall]

Shockingly violent. Pretty accurate tho

[godshideouscreation]

Don’t fucking litter.

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

[maramahan]

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

[dippyface]

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

[quasi-normalcy]

Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.

[femonologue]

Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.

[spacehussy]

#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

#ultra hot take: The Devil Went Down On Johnny

[kiwisoap]

Oh yall are gonna lose your fucking minds please read this

[lierdumoa]

of course there’s fic. bless.

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is