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cutecipher

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

wumutummy

Its june 1st. The Cuntcil will see you now.

#xlov

My partner just described having a genital piercing and shaving bush as:

"Imagine committing to deforestation and seeing something shiny so your inner magpie comes out"

Happy pride to my gay wall that tragically has to come down because I'm moving out

#I'm going to miss it so much #it serves cunt #pride month

Me choosing where to piss: do I want to stare at beyonce, or have queen liz look down on me

dillis0

some of my fanarts of lavenderz in the jewel box looks💙🩷

#so beautiful #lavenderz #xlov

dillis0

barbiez are gonna be the death of me😭✋

#barbiez #xlov

amrv-5

RPF: Research-Proven Facts

icaruspendragon

no bro you don’t understand. we have to make out. it’s for science. dude just listen to me. when was the last time you kissed someone? i’m willing to help you out! you can practice by making out with me. i’m your oldest and best friend. this totally won’t be weird or change anything about our dynamic i promise. it’s what friends are for. making out with your homies to make sure they can really impress the ladies. maybe you’re on top of me. maybe we’re both flushed. maybe you have my hands pinned over my head and we’re both breathing hard and we both wait a beat too long to move but i promise bro this is totally no homo.

#favourite fanfic trope #and favourite my life trope

jiwoodawnstarnation

#icons #xlov

butt-rice

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

#so real #too many people over complicate things and the fact that i cant suggest a new way to go about it annoys to an unnecessary level

Currently working backstage during the UK heatwave 0/10 would not recommend

#show blacks in this heat sucks ass #and we have no aircon side of stage #save me

kandelyabr55

#the monsters in the dark are actually in a 6000 year situationship #good omens

invisibleicewands

Michael crying in the behind the scenes of Good Omens 3.

"We've gone through all kinds of experiences doing it, and just such a pleasure. And to go through it with David has been... it's just been wonderful".

#Michael is so real for that #good omens

deepseal1lies-deactivated202605

all the literary geniuses of our generation are on ao3 writing minecraft fanfiction

arrimorr

#tadc #fanart

This fanfic shit is easy

#fanfic

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