Melvin O’Connor

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

OOC: Salem only because you are one of my favorite people on here

Melvin rp blog

Come joke, harass, and have fun.

Open to canon x canon and OC x canon

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Heads up, I am starting a spearhead on a project to actual restore the observatory to a functional state. Obviously all of you will be involved, but this is outside our scope alone, so if you see other cliques hanging out around the observatory in the next few days don't panic. I invited them. @theearnestjones

What are you anxiously trying to avoid that you started this huge task as a reason to procrastinate it?

[theearnestjones]

Unimportant! I want a working astronomy space that isn't full of rats to hang out in!

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

No it is important! As you boyfriend but not boyfriend I need to know what’s going on with you! Don’t make me get your mom involved!

[theearnestjones]

Look, I'm not avoiding anything, I just... i'm still hung up about elections and instead of moping about it I want to do something tangible, and the one thing I can think to do that might have any actual lasting impact on anything here is fixing the observatory. The school isn't going to do it and the whole place is going to be torn down when it could be an important institution and maybe we could even get better science classes for future generations at this godawful school sooooo wait—

Wait, wait go back, are we boyfriends?🥺🥺

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

I thought we were boyfriends. You even got me a gift for our anniversary!

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Heads up, I am starting a spearhead on a project to actual restore the observatory to a functional state. Obviously all of you will be involved, but this is outside our scope alone, so if you see other cliques hanging out around the observatory in the next few days don't panic. I invited them. @theearnestjones

What are you anxiously trying to avoid that you started this huge task as a reason to procrastinate it?

[theearnestjones]

Unimportant! I want a working astronomy space that isn't full of rats to hang out in!

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

No it is important! As you boyfriend but not boyfriend I need to know what’s going on with you! Don’t make me get your mom involved!

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

<Dude, mind if I join the I cast game?>

Of course I don’t mind! I welcome all wizards and sorcerers!

[try1ng-h3r3]

<In that case, I cast you're constantly sweaty on the back of your knees.>

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

I cast constantly feeling like you have to sneeze but the sneeze never comes!

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

MELVIN I AM UR BIGGEST FAN

I didn’t know I had fans! Thank you❤️

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Heads up, I am starting a spearhead on a project to actual restore the observatory to a functional state. Obviously all of you will be involved, but this is outside our scope alone, so if you see other cliques hanging out around the observatory in the next few days don't panic. I invited them. @theearnestjones

What are you anxiously trying to avoid that you started this huge task as a reason to procrastinate it?

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Hello Melvin, what are your thoughts on Brooke?

@thatoneerrandgirl

Brooke is cool. She isn’t mean towards us so that’s a plus but I don’t hang out with her much like Beatrice does.

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

<Dude, mind if I join the I cast game?>

Of course I don’t mind! I welcome all wizards and sorcerers!

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Two pickup trucks

Making love

American made

Built Ford tough

Two beautiful murder machines

American angels in the sky

Grown men cry

This is a nice poem but I am not the English teacher. You wanna go down the hall to turn your assignment in.

[kracenstar]

Guys I am on vacation so unfortunately I am not going to be as fast with replies as I normally am. Please bear with me but please keep interacting. I love you all❤️

[theearnestjones]

I cast sandpaper on the inside of your eyelids!!

@thegreatandpowerfulmelvin

I counterspell you can feel your shirt collar against your neck and its not quite choking you but is definitively uncomfortable and nothing is fixing it.

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

You foul demon!!!

I cast BIG CEILING LIGHT AND YOU CANT TURN IT OFF!

[theearnestjones]

I cast earphones only work on one side unless you wiggle the wire around for 10 ineffective minutes and the moment you move they stop again and also put on sunglasses I guess

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

I cast sharp pain in your chest that happens randomly that makes you wanna google your symptoms and google tells you its terminal and webMD tells you it’s cancer so now you have anxiety but can’t go to the emergency room because you feel a bit of pain

[theearnestjones]

I cast sandpaper on the inside of your eyelids!!

@thegreatandpowerfulmelvin

I counterspell you can feel your shirt collar against your neck and its not quite choking you but is definitively uncomfortable and nothing is fixing it.

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

You foul demon!!!

I cast BIG CEILING LIGHT AND YOU CANT TURN IT OFF!

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Hey Melvin, do you know anywhere you can sell comic books that isn’t Dragons Wing? I’ve got great comics that I don’t need anymore: marvel, DC, I even have a mint copy of The Ticks first issue! But I know that total lardass is going to cheap me out, I’d be lucky to walk away with twenty lousy bucks. You gotta help me out!

@greasyfish

There is a comic book store in the town next over. And Zach may not be great at pricing but he’s a great guy!

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Melvin I took second!! Second! I beat Ted and Derby and everyone else but Norton.

We're celebrating tonight, i'm getting us cupcakes and takis and other such things because we beat Ted.

@theearnestjones

CONGRATULATIONS

WE HAVE DEFEATED THE JOCKS AND THE PREPS ILL ALERT THE OTHERS

[theearnestjones]

Currently trying to convince my parents out of a bottle of champagne even though I didn't actually take first. It may be a challenge but my speech and debate skills are sharp enough I should be able to do it.

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

God speed soldier🫡

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Melvin I took second!! Second! I beat Ted and Derby and everyone else but Norton.

We're celebrating tonight, i'm getting us cupcakes and takis and other such things because we beat Ted.

@theearnestjones

CONGRATULATIONS

WE HAVE DEFEATED THE JOCKS AND THE PREPS ILL ALERT THE OTHERS

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Melvin I'm so stressed out about this election i'm going to throw up. I feel like everyone is plotting against me what if I pass out

@theearnestjones

It’s ok Earnest. I promise everybody is not against you and as long as you beat Ted right?

And from what I see you got that in the bag!!

[theearnestjones]

But what if I lose badly and everyone uses it to make fun of me even more and then i'm going to lose out on a leadership opportunity to put on my college applications and the people at MIT or Stanford or Caltech are going to turn me away and everything is going to keep going to people like Ted and Derby who just expect success because everyone hands it to them even though their lives are basically peaking right now and if I don't get into a good school the scientific community at large is going to laugh at me :(

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

EARNEST EARNEST EARNEST CALM DOWN.

MIT and Stanford doesn’t care about a high school presidential election.

You don’t want to peak in high school. That’s for 30 years old losers who still brag about high school games they played in. We are better than that.

[thegreatandpowerfulmelvin]

Melvin I'm so stressed out about this election i'm going to throw up. I feel like everyone is plotting against me what if I pass out

@theearnestjones

It’s ok Earnest. I promise everybody is not against you and as long as you beat Ted right?

And from what I see you got that in the bag!!